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Post by JJ_Strife on Dec 1, 2023 18:07:32 GMT -6
IFC Big Time Combat #6 From the Owens-Rose Amphitheater, North ForestThe show starts with the promised new signings that Rip Owens made so long ago: Okoye & Tharian, Code of Honor.
Code of Honor vs. G n' CubG n' Cub winBig Cub def. Okoye via PRIDE OF THE SOUTHAfter the win, two new people attack Southern G and Big Cub, one of them a jungle man and the other the dinosour-ized Blast Blasterson, now known as Blastasaurus Rex. The jungle man grabs the mic. Tygar: Me Tygar, Lord of Jungle. He Blastasaurus Rex, and they Code of Honor. We Jurassic Powers, and we rule North Forest. Jurassic Powers vs. Los Animals XhibitJurassic Powers winTygar def. Huron via TYGAR BOMBBig Cub runs out and starts attacking the Jurassic Powers, but is quickly overwhelmed by the 4-on-1 situation. North Star Summit FinalsNorthern Lights Championship Admiral Amstel vs. Punxsutawney Bill Punxsutawney Bill wins via GOBBLER'S KNOB Punxsutawney Bill becomes the 1st Northern Lights Champion
North Forest Heavyweight Championship Rabbid vs. TKO TKO wins via Suicide Squeeze TKO becomes the 3rd North Forest Heavyweight Champion
When Rabbid is left by himself in the ring, he is attacked by a cat-like man to end the show.
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Post by JJ_Strife on Dec 12, 2023 15:16:21 GMT -6
Special AnnouncementIn an office sits SkyFire behind his desk, with two championship title belts on either side of him: One adorned with a symbol of a banana, and the other whose front plate resembles a clock.
SkyFire: Hey there, fight fans! SkyFire here presenting to you from Parts Funknown what is to come very soon to IFC's latest show, Combat is Fun! Two large-scale time limit match-ups will occur, each one will be for one of these championships beside me. Before I reveal the details, however, I want to divert your attention to my right.
The camera zooms out as it shows a bingo tumbler full of capsules containing names on slips of paper.
SkyFire: This tumbler has the names of every single member of the Combat is Fun roster, minus El Halcon, the current Scientific Champion of the Spice Zone. I will draw 5 names, and those 5 will face each other for the Top Banana in what I would like to call the Iron Banana Blitz.
SkyFire draws the following 5 names:
1. Knuckles Sanvich 2. K-Oz 3. Thock 4. Crax Voltaic 5. El Jaguar Azul
SkyFire: These 5 will compete in the Iron Banana Blitz to determine our first top champion, our first Top Banana. The rules are as follows:
Iron Banana Blitz *15-minute Iron Man Match *When someone takes a fall, they must sit in a penalty box until the next fall is decided *The one with the most falls at the end of the time limit wins
SkyFire: That means the rest of the roster will be going for the On The Clock Championship in the first ever 24/7 Clusterbumble, which will go as follows:
24/7 Clusterbumble *15 minute time limit *Match starts with 2 fighters in the ring *Falls Count Anywhere *The winner of each fall becomes the On The Clock Champion *Anyone can jump in at anytime
SkyFire: After this point, the title will be held under 24/7 Rules, and can be defended anywhere at anytime. The one exception is when a match for the title is made in advance, until that match ends or the action spills outside of the ring, then anything goes once again.
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Post by JJ_Strife on Dec 13, 2023 1:08:10 GMT -6
IFC Underground #6 From "The Imperial Palace," Industrial Lands Stun Baton Match Rules *A stun baton is stationed in one of the corners of the ring *A light shines above the baton *When green, it is allowed to be used *When red, it must be returned (either by the fighter or ref should the fighter decide to drop it) or risk disqualification
Bracket of Blood Semifinal Stun Baton Match Crazy Monkey vs. Brazen Rook Brazen Rook wins via PUNISHMENT Flawless Victory
Rook had the upper-hand all match, and the end was sealed after one use of the Stun Baton. After the match, it is revealed that the Back Alley Fight Championship Match between Crimson Mask and Brazen Rook on Episode 7 will be in a Barbed Wire Bomb Match.
Orlock Roads vs. Eradicator Eradicator wins via POWER SLAM
Roads: I give no excuses to my defeat, but I must say that he is a hard opponent to read. Simply savage, a mindless brawler, I say!
Corday Bleu vs. Filth Filth wins via Duality DDT
The Conglomerate vs. Undercover Brothers Undercover Brothers win Kash def. V.I.P. via countout
After taking a near-Fast Forward from Kash, V.I.P. leaves the match, losing by countout, leaving Black Jack alone to take DIRTY MONEY from the Undercover Brothers to end the show.
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Post by JJ_Strife on Dec 13, 2023 1:27:30 GMT -6
IFC Fighting Spirit #6 Drastic Measures #1 From the Dark Temple, Spice Zone#1 Contender's Match Scientific Championship Scientific Gauntlet Match Fall 1 Tiger Stryker vs. Americus Americus wins via AMERICUS TOE HOLD
Match 2 Crius vs. Americus (0) Crius wins via TITAN DROP
Match 3 Crius (1) vs. Torn Torn wins via disqualification following a Superman Punch
El Halcon enters the ring with his championship and a microphone
Halcon: [translated from Spanish] Congratulations on winning the gauntlet, Torn. Although, I don't think you got a chance to show off your prowess. I will give you that opportunity, because right here and now, I'm putting my Scientific Championship on the line.
Scientific Championship El Halcon (c) vs. Torn Torn wins via TORN ASUNDER Torn becomes the 11th Scientific Champion
El Halcon and Torn enact the Kode of Honor after their match, as Halcon leaves the Spice Zone for Parts Funknown.
Alleyway Brawl Rules *No Disqualifications outside the ring only (designated as the alley) *The match can only be decided inside the ring
Alleyway Brawl Bodhin vs. Ganzorig Bodhin wins via Crane Kick
After repeated shots with a stun baton outside the ring, Bodhin eventually takes the match. From under the ring emerges Vain, who attacks Bodhin after the match, and is joined by Ganzorig, making Vain the newest member of Hot n' Spice Ltd.
Hot Pepper Inferno Match Rules *A square hold filled with hot coals heated by fire surrounds the ring *The object is to throw your opponent into the fully-heated hole
Hot Pepper Inferno Match Papa Dhark vs. Ravi Shing Ravi Shing wins
Rising SON Championship Stretcher Match Jinder Bengahl (c) vs. Stu Masters Stu Masters wins Stu Masters becomes the 2nd Rising SON Champion
As Stu Masters leaves after celebrating with the title, Ravi Shing hits SIMPLY RAVISHING on him, and ends the show holding the Rising SON Championship.
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Post by JJ_Strife on Feb 26, 2024 14:13:17 GMT -6
IFC Combat is Fun! #1 From the Funderdome in Parts FunknownOn the Clock Championship The 24/7 Clusterbumble Rules *15 Minute Time Limit *Anyone can jump in *Match starts in the ring with 2 competitors *Falls Count Anywhere *Every win counts for the title's record
The first two to accept the title challenge are El Pikador and Puma Jr.
Match 1: In The RingEl Pikador vs. Puma Jr.Puma Jr. wins via Lightning KicksTime: 2:02 Place: In The RingPuma Jr. hightails it into the parking lot, with Xero Gravity ambushing the champion off the top of a car. Match 2: Outside The ArenaPuma Jr. (c) vs. Xero GravityPuma Jr. wins via SENTON ATOMICOTime: 3:22 Place: Outside The ArenaPuma Jr. then runs backstage, then runs into Tweedle Die, with Josh Johnson directing traffic. Match 3: BackstagePuma Jr. (c) def. Tweedle DieTweedle Die wins via DUMBO DROPTime: 5:22 Place: Concession StandTweedle Die goes to the crowd area where he encounters Lazer Man. Match 4: Into The CrowdTweedle Die (c) vs. Lazer ManLazer Man wins via Duo Flash KnucklesTime: 6:54 Place: Into The CrowdLazer Man gets ambushed in the parking lot by blatANT. Match 5: Outside The ArenaLazer Man (c) vs. blatANTblatANT wins via CLAW HOLDTime: 8:02 Place: Outside The ArenaEl Pikador, still recovering at ringside, sees blatANT in the area and goes after him. Match 6: RingsideblatANT (c) vs. El PikadorEl Pikador wins via EL BOLT STRIKERTime: 8:30 Place: RingsideEl Pikador runs into Tweedle Die, who went back to the concession stand to eat some cotton candy. Match 7: Concession StandEl Pikador (c) vs. Tweedle DieEl Pikador wins via EL BOLT STRIKERTime: 10:02 Place: RingsideSledge Hammerstein chases El Pikador to the outside of the arena where Maxx Damage gets the jump on him. Match 8: RingsideEl Pikador (c) vs. Maxx DamageMaxx Damage wins via FAST FORWARDFlawless VictoryTime: 11:06 Place: Outside The ArenaGoing back to ringside, Terror Masque awaits them. Match 9: RingsideMaxx Damage (c) vs. Terror MasqueTerror Masque wins via Cage SmashFlawless VictoryTime: 11:20 Place: RingsideGrim, flanked by Demtor the Mystic goes for an immediate ambush on Terror Masque. Match 10: Ringside Terror Masque (c) vs. GrimGrim wins via DEVIL'S BACKBONEFlawless VictoryTime: 11:44 Place: RingsideDemtor and Grim go into the crowd, where they are ambushed by what looks to be a fan in a custom Death Star mask. Match 11: Into The CrowdGrim (c) vs. Death Star? Grim wins via DEVIL'S BACKBONETime: 14:03 Place: Into The CrowdThe real Death Star, in his SE look, capitalizes on the distraction. Match 12: Into The CrowdGrim (c) vs. Death Star SEDeath Star SE wins via DEATH MARCH SETime: 14:37 Place: Into The CrowdDemtor the Mystic uses the chaos among the crowd to his advantage. Match 13: Into The CrowdDeath Star SE (c) vs. Demtor the MysticDemtor the Mystic wins via FAST FORWARDTime: 14:42 Place: Into the CrowdThe Death Star fan re-emerges in the balcony area with an ambush. Match 14: BalconyDemtor the Mystic (c) vs. Death Star?Death Star? wins via FAST FORWARDTime: 14:48 Place: BalconyBoth Death Star and the fan run like heck out of the arena as the time runs out. Death Star? becomes the 11th On The Clock ChampionThe official statistics for the other 10 champions are as follows:
# | Name | Time Held | Defenses | 1 | Puma Jr. | 3:50 | 1 | 2 | Tweedle Die | 1:02 | 0 | 3 | Lazer Man | 1:08 | 0 | 4 | blatANT | 0:28 | 0 | 5 | El Pikador | 2:36 | 1 | 6 | Maxx Damage | 0:14 | 0 | 7 | Terror Masque | 0:24 | 0 | 8 | Grim | 2:53 | 1 | 9 | Death Star SE | 0:05 | 0 | 10 | Demtor the Mystic | 0:06 | 0 |
The rules for the main event are as follows:
Iron Banana Blitz *5-Person Iron Man Match *15-Minute Time Limit *The loser of each fall goes into a penalty box until the next fall is registered *Most falls wins
Top Banana Iron Banana Blitz Knuckles Sanvich vs. K-Oz vs. Thock vs. Crax Voltaic vs. El Jaguar Azul Crax Voltaic def. Knuckles Sanvich via SECURITY BREACH (2:04) Crax Voltaic def. Thock via SECURITY BREACH (2:22) Crax Voltaic def. K-Oz via SECURITY BREACH (3:05) Thock def. Knuckles Sanvich via Palm Strike (4:31) Crax Voltaic def. Thock via SECURITY BREACH (4:54) Knuckles Sanvich def. Crax Voltaic via HEART PUNCH (6:16) Knuckles Sanvich def. El Jaguar Azul via HEART PUNCH (6:31) K-Oz def. Knuckles Sanvich via FAST FORWARD (6:38) Thock def. Crax Voltaic via BRUTE FORCE (8:10) El Jaguar Azul def. Knuckles Sanvich via XIBALBA (13:21) El Jaguar Azul def. Thock via XIBALBA (14:40) El Jaguar Azul def. Crax Voltaic via XIBALBA (14:58)
The final scores are as follows:
Scores Crax Voltaic: 4 El Jaguar Azul: 3 Knuckles Sanvich: 2 Thock: 2 K-Oz: 1 Crax Voltaic becomes the 1st Top Banana
After the match, El Halcon makes his first appearance after losing the Scientific Championship in the Spice Zone, and makes his intentions for the Top Banana known.
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Post by JJ_Strife on Mar 7, 2024 20:40:42 GMT -6
IFC Supercard War for Supremacy From "The Barn," Central SpaceTerra-3 Duos Championship A-Listers (c) (Mid Atlantis) vs. Manly Brothers Manly Brothers win Dexter Manly def. Star Caliber via MAN-HANDLER (Duos) Dexter & Dudley Manly become the 4th Terra-3 Duos Champions
Symbol of Power Championship The Supremacy Gauntlet Match 1 Ragnarock (Aries) vs. Dr. Matimatico (Taurus) Dr. Matimatico wins via Q.E.D. Flawless Victory
Match 2 Volos (Gemini) vs. Dr. Matimatico Volos wins via Mountain Mover Flawless Victory
Match 3 Volos vs. Rex Wrecks (Cancer) Volos wins via VISE OF VOLOS
Match 4 Volos vs. Crimson Cross (Leo) Crimson Cross wins via PHOBOS PUNCH
As RowCropper enters next, he is ambushed by the former Terra-3 Duos Champions, the A-Listers, and thrown into the ring.
Match 5 RowCropper (Virgo) vs. Crimson Cross Crimson Cross wins via BOMBJACK
Match 6 Firestopper (Libra) vs. Crimson Cross Crimson Cross wins via PHOBOS PUNCH
Match 7 Fumbleguts (Scorpio) vs. Crimson Cross Crimson Cross wins via Optical Clamp Flawless Victory
Match 8 Chris De Flames (Sagittarius) vs. Crimson Cross Crimson Cross wins via BOMBJACK Flawless Victory
Match 9 Southpaw McGraw (Capricorn) vs. Crimson Cross Crimson Cross wins via BOMBJACK Flawless Victory
Match 10 Disturbed Youth (Aquarius) vs. Crimson Cross Disturbed Youth wins via Spike Leg Drop Flawless Victory
Match 11 Disturbed Youth vs. Sam Dunk (Pisces) Disturbed Youth wins via DISTURBED DEATH DROP Disturbed Youth becomes the 29th Symbol of Power Champion
Terra-3 Championship Powermonger (c) (Tim Rocket) vs. Mr. Excellent Mr. Excellent wins via PERPLEXED Mr. Excellent becomes the 3rd Terra-3 Champion
As Excellent celebrates his win, PMI Evolved attempt to jump him, and as he fights them off, he gets an assist from the returning Thunder Gold, who double lariats PMI Evolution over the top rope, hits THUNDERSTRUCK on Powermonger, and escorts him out of the ring as Excellent ends the show celebrating with confetti and pyro.
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