|
Post by ewtVerse on Dec 22, 2015 16:35:33 GMT -6
PRESS RELEASE: Demtor the Mystic just released a video of him discussing a backstage attack on the Messenger
He just doesn't know how to have fun. That's all this is, this is just a little fun in my own way. Remember the biggest man doesn't always win, no, no he doesn't. The strongest man doesn't always win, no. But the smartest man, the coldest man, watch this brother... oooh, short ride, bad landing... but look at the Messenger here, the trap was set, the trap was sprung, and I got just what I want. Look at him: helpless, very helpless. I'm going to take my time, yeah. I can enjoy the things that I want to in life. And yes, I'm going to enjoy this. Check this out, I played this over in my mind a million times, and don't think for a moment I didn't enjoy this. Watch this - BOOM! Huh? A little fun for me, none for you. The Summoning is where it lays, big man. So what are you gonna do when I hook it, and get what I want from you. TRUST ME.
|
|
|
Post by pikemojo on Dec 23, 2015 0:39:12 GMT -6
Great stuff. I love reading the feds that integrate these news blasts.
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Dec 23, 2015 10:13:21 GMT -6
Skools Out (Had an event hiding from a small army of 10y/o to 11y/o girls after an early dismissal from school for Christmas Break, I share this info looking for sympathy El Pikador was being interviewed by Hype (Translated from Unovan) See, there's one thing no one has ever understood about me. They always saw me as the little guy, almost if they had sympathy for me. They never had the time to look at what's inside of me. And unlike the rest, I have heart. To come to my conclusion, GIANTS! the best way for me to get back at you all is to make sure that they never—never—hold overlook the little guy again. So you know what? Let's get it on! This led to... El Pikador continued his GIANT Killer Ways by beating Freakenstein, who then attempted to attack Pikador before Yoko-Ohno stopped him!!! Ratchet beat La Ceredita via the power of Fast Forward Buck Tomkins beat Vincitor Punk A.D. beat Ken Po Party Pirate beat Tiki Boom El Halcon defeated UK Bruiser
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Dec 23, 2015 10:24:50 GMT -6
PRESS RELEASE: Vincitor
(Pacing angrily) I can't stand it. You people sit there and you look down on me. And you chant 'You stink'. Shut your mouth. I tell you what. This is what we're gonna do. You know what we're gonna do? I'm gonna show these people, show these people, every single one of them. Show every single one of them. You know this Temple is full of self-absorbed, selfish blowhards. And I'm not gonna take it anymore. You don't come to thinking I'm not the one who stinks, you people are the ones that stink. And that is exactly why I'm getting my rump out of the Temple. And you and your Temple can go straight to heckledoo!"
Personal note...Me thinks Vincitor is losing his everloving mind as the losses mount.
|
|
|
Post by pikemojo on Dec 23, 2015 16:07:20 GMT -6
Love reading your results. Keep 'em rolling.
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Dec 24, 2015 8:54:36 GMT -6
EMERGENCY PRESS RELEASE: Saint Nick
Gone from the Temple is one of its most iconic figures. Not gone forever, however!! My friend will rise a pull my sleigh once more. Gone is the Comet.
But soon enough those responsible for this atrocity will too be gone. They will be committed to the debts of the POLE, to a torturous existence that they cannot fathom. I will personally prosecute and persecute anyone who had anything to do with this tragedy. THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE! THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE, COLD, CUNNING, CRUEL! THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE NEVER BEFORE SEEN OR FELT; VENGEANCE NEVER BEFORE IMAGINED! THERE WILL BE A VENGEANCE SWIFT, DECISIVE AND TERRIBLE! YES, THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE! And with that I will be delivering more than just coal, I will deliver a beating...A SEASONS BEATING!!
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 11:21:16 GMT -6
Fight B4 Christmas (Christmas Eve event)
Party Pirate defeated Vincitor Demtor the Mystic mystified Connor Hollywood Gunn DECIMATED Rocky As a result of a confrontation at the last event...Yoko-Ohno defeated Freakenstein Little Miss Spookiness survived in a great brawl against Butterfly Haley Jean In the last battle of their feud...X'ian defeated Honest Abe WarHawk downed Txur'itan
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 11:26:51 GMT -6
Press Releases: WarHawk
“WARHAWK DENIES HIMSELF NO VICTORY!!! VICTORY WAS MINE ONCE AND IT WILL BE AGAIN! My opponent ONLY KNOWS DEFEAT and I will not DENY HIIIIIIM!!!!”
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 11:38:49 GMT -6
Seasons Beatings!!! A hearty Merry Christmas from the IFC!!! DeathStar took out Ken Po In a ICY! brawl Squatch defeated Celsius El Halcon beat Bien Vestido Punk A.D. CRUSHED Tick Tock Demtor the Mystic beat Alexander Bobcat Jack made QUICK work of Buck Tomkins...As Bobcat Jack was leaving the cage DeathStar ran up to him and shouted "Bring me more Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper. Prepare to bathe my monkeys." Rabbid came to the cage DRAGGING Rocky Tick Tock escorted a referee to the cage and we had a FIGHT? Rocky tried but the Spine Smasher parade was just to much... As the fight ended Hype entered the cage and showed a video package he had JUST received, it showed Rabbid, Tock & a small gang dressed up as Playing Cards?? destroying Comet, placing him in a bag and carrying him away...Tock demanded to know where it came from...Hype pointed up the ramp and it was Comet & Saint Nick...both looking tired after last nights deliveries. Nick informed Tock & Rabbid that he still had a couple of things to DELIVER!!
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 12:06:02 GMT -6
Press Release: Bobcat Jack
I'm not a Superstar. I'm an butt kicker. I am BOBCAT JACK. What makes me happy? Beating people up, that makes me happy."
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 12:16:08 GMT -6
PRESS RELEASE: MUCK SPEAKS!!!
Tough choices... eh? I could make them... for you... but you wouldn't... learn a thing... would you? Perhaps you might... reassess your values... Monger... you are a thug... you are a criminal... you are a vandal... I will serve you... justice!
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 12:34:21 GMT -6
New Year's Revolution! (a super 8 tourney to determine the #1 contender to Krusher Khan) "Fight in matches" X'ian defeated Demtor the Mystic Saint Nick FAST FOWARDED Punk A.D.
Round 1 Bobcat Jack defeated X'ian Rabbid just overwhelmed Party Pirate Squatch took down Havoc Killbourne WarHawk survived and I mean SURVIVED Saint Nick
Final Four Bobcat Jack defeated Rabbid...as Rabbid was leaving the cage Saint Nick ran down and tried to get to Tock & Rabbid before IFC security maintained order WarHawk shockingly dominated Squatch for the win!
Finals WarHawk emerged triumphant with a HUGE win over Bobcat Jack!!
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 12:37:37 GMT -6
PRESS RELEASE: WarHawk
KHAN COME ON IN WHERE NIGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAY!
|
|
|
Post by pikemojo on Jan 4, 2016 13:03:42 GMT -6
Always love reading your press releases. Short and sweet and add so much character to your fed.
|
|
|
Post by ewtVerse on Jan 4, 2016 13:43:54 GMT -6
Always love reading your press releases. Short and sweet and add so much character to your fed. Thanx!!
|
|