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Post by jjaconetti on Jul 26, 2018 17:55:13 GMT -6
Tough break for Rocky
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Post by reviler13 on Jul 26, 2018 18:36:06 GMT -6
Uploaded to the LFA Interweb Channel:
Yoko-Ohno’s Apology?!?!
Yoko-Ohno: Rocky, it was an unexpected turn of events that happened in our last match. It is a dangerous business and injuries do happen. So with that, Rocky I.............WHO AM I KIDDING? Rocky you got what you deserved! All I hear isn’t how Rocky is the golden boy of this company, and that he will be Grand Champion again. Well, what about me? I have dominated my opponents, and what am I hearing about me? Absolutely nothing! I am sick and tired on not getting the due that is rightfully mine! So Rocky, I am sorry. Sorry that I did not end your career right there! You better retire while you can! Because if you return, I will finish the job that I have started!!
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Post by The Konishoner on Jul 27, 2018 14:12:07 GMT -6
Oh boy...an angry Yoko isn't to be messed with...nice knowing you, Rocky!
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Post by reviler13 on Jul 28, 2018 14:28:17 GMT -6
The Bionic Elbow w/ Scoop Muldoon
Hello wrestling fans! Welcome to another edition of the Bionic Elbow, with yours truly! Let’s get right to it! Episode #11 was crazy to sat the least. What in the world is Party Pirate thinking? He attacks the LFA Grand Legacy Champion, but he was the one sent packing! It seems that he is floundering trying to make himself relevant! Pathetic! Once again, that mysterious figure has attacked Ratchet. However, this time the underdog got the best of her assailant, and we even saw some hair to help identify the attacker. I know Tick Tock has his hands in this, I can just feel it! I never liked him, as he is just too ghoulish! Speaking of Tick Tock, he was handed defeat by the unstable Death Star. To what Death Star thinks Tick Tock has is anyone’s guess, however it is good to see Tick Tock lose! Lastly, the great match between Yoko-Ohno and Rocky came to an abrupt end, as Rocky took a nasty hit from a powerbomb by Yoko-Ohno. This resulted in the referee stopping the match and awarding the win to Yoko-Ohno. Afterwards, it has been told that Rocky is in bad shape, and the buzz on the Interweb is that Rocky will miss the next two PPVs at least! What a tough time for Rocky! Yoko-Ohno showed his true colors as his jealousy is easy to see. I hope that Rocky heals up, and comes back and get payback on Yomo-Ohno!! Without further ado, let’s get to the preview of the PPV Power Surge:
Power Surge Year 1, Episode #12 Preview
Tick Tock VS The Messenger The Messenger is done talking and is taking the fight to Tick Tock and his Affliction. He seeks to cut the head off the beast, so to speak. Will he succeed?
Death Star VS Ken Po Ken Po got a shocking victory over The Messenger that has raised his ranking substantially. Now before him is the unstable Death Star. Will Ken Po continue his winning ways?
Krusher Khan VS Bobcat Jack Krusher Khan complained of a fast count in his last match against Bobcat Jack. He has been granted a rematch, and seeks to prove his claim. Will the Russian win?
Honest Abe VS Punk A.D. Both men are close to gaining an LFA Legacy Grand Championship match. A win here certainly puts their name in the contender’s hat. Which man will move closer to a LFA Legacy Grand Championship match?
Party Pirate VS Vincitor Party Pirate has been all talk lately. He has been seen trying to get at Tiki Boom, but he cannot collect enough wins to be awarded a title match. With a match against the fan favorite, Vincitor, can Party Pirate pick up the win?
Best of Seven Series Match #5 War Hawk VS Ratchet It is time for their fifth match in their series. Each competitor has two wins. A lead here will definately give the winner the edge in this series. With the recent altercations between The Affliction and War Hawk and Ratchet respectively, how will this match turn out?
LFA Legacy Grand Championship Tiki Boom* VS Rabbid The Machine Beast, Rabbid has made his way back to the title. He has looked so very dominant in recent weeks. Thus is a tall order for Tiki Boom to overcome in his first title defense. When these two collide, which one will claim the LFA Legacy Grand Championship?
This PPV is going to rock! I can’t wait to see the outcomes of all these matches! I certainly hope that Tiki Boom will send the Machine Beast packing, as The Affliction seems on a roll at the moment! Don’t miss any of the action! Tune in to see what transpires! As always, this is Scoop Muldoon, I shall see you after the PPV wrestling fans!
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Post by Mr. Beefy on Jul 28, 2018 21:28:10 GMT -6
I will be curious about the Honest Abe and Punk AD match. They recently fought for the championship in my fed.
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Post by reviler13 on Jul 29, 2018 16:46:25 GMT -6
I will be curious about the Honest Abe and Punk AD match. They recently fought for the championship in my fed. That match in your Fed was agreat one. It seemed like Honest Abe was the better of the two that night in your Fed. As for mine............
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Post by reviler13 on Jul 29, 2018 17:25:28 GMT -6
Power Surge Battlezone Arena Year #1, Episode 12
In the Ring: The Konishioner is in the ring with five other individuals. The first well dressed man is recognized as none other than Powermonger. The Konishioner informs the fans that several new fighters have signed contracts to be apart of the LFA. He gives the mic over to Powermonger. Powermonger states that things will change in the LFA! His team here will show the true strength that comes from PMI Enterprises. He then introduces the “Athletic Club” the fans. Leader of the Club is none other then Powermonger’s son, Varsity! Next is Varsity’s girlfriend, Gamemaster! Lastly, rounding up the group is Sam Dunk and the Soda City Slugger!
Tick Tock VS The Messenger Winner: Tick Tock (Temple Grinder) Fatigue: Tick Tock 1 Match Rating: 1/2 *
The Messenger looked all business and almost ended this one when it began. Tick Tock survived this fast forward, then promptly caught The Messenger for the win!
*After the bell, Tick Tock taunted The Messenger saying he will never overcome The Affliction. It was broken up as Death Star ran out, but Tick Tock ducked out of the ring and away from Death Star*
Death Star VS Ken Po Winner: Death Star (Flying Cross Chop) Fatigue: Ken Po 1 Match Rating: 1/2 *
Death Star was so worked up, that he just crushed Ken Po in quick and convincing fashion.
Krusher Khan VS Bobcat Jack Winner: Bobcat Jack (Superman Punch) Fatigue: Khan 4; Jack 1 Match Rating: *
This Match was not over quickly like their last encounter. Instead Lhan showed his resiliencey, but in the end was still no match for the determination of Bobcat Jack.
Honest Abe VS Punk A.D. Winner: Honest Abe (Ultra Fast Forward) Fatigue: Punk 2 Match Rating: *
A great match that unfortunately was ended quickly. Honest Abe and Punk A.D. really worked each o5er in this match. However, an in match injury slowed Punk down. His was his downfall, as shortly after both men knocked each other down, and Punk A.D. could not meet the referee’s count thus giving Honest Abe the win!
Party Pirate VS Vincitor Winner: Vincitor (Kinniku Special) Fatigue: Pirate 1, Vincitor 1 Match Rating: *
The fan favorite Vincitor was on fire and just steamrolled over Party Pirate for the easy win.
*Afterwards, Party Pirate was seen dejected and skunked to the back not even acknowledging the fans*
Best of Seven Series Match #5 War Hawk VS Ratchet Winner: Ratchet (Wrist Rocket) Fatigue: War Hawk 2, Ratchet 1 Match Rating: *
Both competitors have won two matches each, and the winner of this one will have the advantage in the next match, potentially winning the series. Everyone expected The Affliction to make their presence known, however there was none of that. Both out on a very competitive match, that saw Ratchet hit her finisher to take the win and the lead in the series!
*After the bell, the hooded figure rushed the ring and attacked Ratchet. She was blindsided and the assailant sent Ratchet sprawling with a Spine Smasher! War Hawk had recovered and stepped in to save Ratchet. He was getting the best of the assailant as Ratchet recovered. The assailant was between Ratchet and War Hawk when Ratchet went for a Wrist Rocket. The assailant moved and Ratchet blasted War Hawk! Ratchet stood shocked, and it lasted only a minute as she looked at the assailant, then smiled, and then together continued the assualt on War Hawk!! War Hawk took a Spine Smasher followed by a Wrist Rocket, and the Great Chief was left laying unconscious! Tick Tock came out, golf clapping and entered the ring. Ratchet smiled evilly, then hugged Tick Tock! The assailant removed their hood, and it was none other than Franny Stein! Tick Tock took the mic, and informed the fans that The Affliction has grown! He says the newest member is none other than his daughter Franny Stein! He also introduces the one that made the Machine Beast possible, his plant in the LFA Ratchet! He fans give them major heat as they all leave proud of their accomplishment!*
LFA Legacy Grand Championship Tiki Boom* VS Rabbid Winner: Rabbid (Spine Smasher) Fatigue: Tiki 4 Match Rating: **
After the shocking turn of events, everyone was in a state of shock. Tiki Boom was no exception. He could not get past the defense of the Machine Beast. He tried everything, but could not gain any ground. Rabbid took control and proceeded to pound on the champion. His unrelenting offense was taking its role on the champion, and in a total shock, crushed Tiki Boom with a Spine Smasher for the win! Rabbid wins the LFA Legacy Grand Championship! Rabbid is now a two time LFA Legacy Grand Champion!
*As expected, all members of The Affliction came to the ring and proceeded to celebrate the dominant win and successful night for The Affliction as a whole! The show ends, with a shot of the four Affliction members laughing into the camera*
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Post by Mr. Beefy on Jul 29, 2018 18:49:49 GMT -6
Go Abe!
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Post by The Konishoner on Jul 30, 2018 8:13:12 GMT -6
Wow, this event did not disappoint. I would never envision Ratchet turning heel, but you did the turn well. Rabbid then continues to clean house by winning the belt. Really great action, I'm looking forward to the fallout.
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Post by Crimson Cross on Jul 30, 2018 9:43:06 GMT -6
The Athletic Club is coming, love it and it'll be fun seeing how they do as a whole and to see how Sam Dunk does...
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Post by jjaconetti on Aug 1, 2018 13:53:22 GMT -6
More good stuff!
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Post by reviler13 on Aug 1, 2018 14:24:17 GMT -6
LFA signs Style G.S. Lyle!
In an unexpected move, The Konishioner of the LFA has signed the controversial and outspoken Style G.S.Lyle to the LFA. In an interview, Mr. Lyle had this to say.
Style G.S. Lyle: “Let’s just get this straight! I a, Style G.S. Lyle, and I do what I want, whether anyone likes it or not!
Now! Let’s get one thing straight! I am the sexiest man in professional wrestling, bar none! Number two, no doubt about it I am also the most stylish!
Now understand this LFA! I’m gonna squash all doubt and shut up all the skeptics! I am going to beat some brains in and claim the LFA Legacy Grand Championship.
Because I am Style G.S. Lyle, the showstopper, nothing sexier, and nothing hotter. I have nothing to fear from all of you that look like a hog, but you will all go down to the devestating BULLDOG!”
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Post by reviler13 on Aug 1, 2018 14:26:10 GMT -6
Wow, this event did not disappoint. I would never envision Ratchet turning heel, but you did the turn well. Rabbid then continues to clean house by winning the belt. Really great action, I'm looking forward to the fallout. I was unsure if Ratchet would turn heel, but the dice had a mind of their own and decided that it was going to happen. Rabbid shows how unstoppable he truly is as he claims the top prize for a second time. The Affliction see, to have everything in hand as they just dominated that PPV. The fallout should be intense!
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Post by reviler13 on Aug 1, 2018 14:27:09 GMT -6
The Athletic Club is coming, love it and it'll be fun seeing how they do as a whole and to see how Sam Dunk does... I am excited to see how that group will do. It just seemed logical to put them all together. Now to see what impact they can have in the LFA!
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Post by Crimson Cross on Aug 1, 2018 15:33:26 GMT -6
LFA signs Style G.S. Lyle!
In an unexpected move, The Konishioner of the LFA has signed the controversial and outspoken Style G.S.Lyle to the LFA. In an interview, Mr. Lyle had this to say.
Style G.S. Lyle: “Let’s just get this straight! I a, Style G.S. Lyle, and I do what I want, whether anyone likes it or not!
Now! Let’s get one thing straight! I am the sexiest man in professional wrestling, bar none! Number two, no doubt about it I am also the most stylish!
Now understand this LFA! I’m gonna squash all doubt and shut up all the skeptics! I am going to beat some brains in and claim the LFA Legacy Grand Championship.
Because I am Style G.S. Lyle, the showstopper, nothing sexier, and nothing hotter. I have nothing to fear from all of you that look like a hog, but you will all go down to the devestating BULLDOG!”
This is really cool, it'll be fun to see how he does for you...
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