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Post by Dustin on Jul 19, 2018 11:42:41 GMT -6
"The Genetic Jackhammer presents...
...the oddest wrestling show in the galaxy!"
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Post by The Konishoner on Jul 19, 2018 15:03:01 GMT -6
This sounds interesting. I look forward to what you do.
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Post by Dustin on Jul 19, 2018 18:17:10 GMT -6
WRESTLING IS WEIRD #1WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP INVITATIONAL - Sectar defeated Crimson Cross via Simian Spear. As soon as the bell rang, Sectar charged across the ring and flattened Crimson Cross with the nastiest spear in the galaxy. 1, 2, 3! Crimson Cross didn't even get in an ounce of offense.
- Punxsutawney Bill defeated Red Headed Strangler via Long Winter. While the Red Headed Strangler was jawing at the fans, Punxsutawney used his noggin and captured a surprise win over the obnoxious grappler.
- Bullistic defeated Varsity via Rolling Armbar. Varsity did more rolling around the ring and jockeying than anything, but Bullistic grew bored of waiting to be attacked and finished the match with a rugged submission hold.
- Pullos defeated James Jeffries via Peckmission. Jeffries gave it all he had, honestly; he just didn't have much to give. He was continually being tossed around the ring like a rag doll. Pullos easily finished the fan favorite with his signature submission.
- Punxsutawney Bill defeated Sectar via Gobbler's Knob. This was easily the match of the night, fans. Punxsutawney received back-to-back Simian Spears, but Punx kicked out every time! Sectar would go on to hit a third Simian Spear; however, Punx was ready and went right in with his finishing maneuver.
- Pullos defeated Bullistic via Peckmission. Pullos didn't let the size of Bullistic get to him. In the end, Pullos got in the position he needed to submit the bigger man.
WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
- Punxsutawney Bill defeated Pullos via Gobbler's Knob. After a rough battle with Sectar, Punx would put on a solid match with Pullos. With the time limit ticking away, Punx escaped the Peckmission and finished the Human Cockfighter with the Gobbler's Knob.
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Post by The Konishoner on Jul 19, 2018 18:24:04 GMT -6
Great start with an unlikely champion, but I like it. He's straight edge!
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Post by jjaconetti on Jul 19, 2018 18:32:18 GMT -6
Pullos vs Bill in the finals is great. I mean, considering that both of these guys are not what the mainstream audience might expect (ie: Thunder Gold, Mega Power, ect...) does not mean they can't get over and be too drawers
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Post by Dustin on Jul 19, 2018 19:41:34 GMT -6
Pullos vs Bill in the finals is great. I mean, considering that both of these guys are not what the mainstream audience might expect (ie: Thunder Gold, Mega Power, ect...) does not mean they can't get over and be too drawers Great start with an unlikely champion, but I like it. He's straight edge! Hey, I told you this was Weird.
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Post by jjaconetti on Jul 19, 2018 21:14:10 GMT -6
Pullos vs Bill in the finals is great. I mean, considering that both of these guys are not what the mainstream audience might expect (ie: Thunder Gold, Mega Power, ect...) does not mean they can't get over and be too drawers Great start with an unlikely champion, but I like it. He's straight edge! Hey, I told you this was Weird. I like it!
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Post by Crimson Cross on Jul 20, 2018 3:57:04 GMT -6
A fun start to a "Weird" WWE, I love it and Punxsutawney Bill as the Universal Champion is good stuff...
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