ICOF #8 - REBORN AGAIN TOUR FINALE (Live On PPV)
Io Coliseum, Jupiter
Freakenstein came out and addressed the crowd to thank all the fans for the great sold out tour that is about to culminate on PPV!
1. OMEGA DIVISION Match
Templar (Fight Club Elite)
vs
Ulysses Dark (Mother's Truckers)
The show opened up with a solid Omega Division match that saw Templar victorious with the Last Crusade. Pantheon was in Templar's corner, chugging a frothy beverage from an oversized tankard.
2. XTREME DIVISION Match
Mali Mali (The Misfit Toyz)
vs
Jagwar (Extreme Dream Team)
Two of the wildest members of the ICOF roster engaged in what might be one of the bloodiest and wildest matches in ICOF history. Considering the history of the promotion, that says a lot! These two maniacs were a bloody mess, as were two referees and a camera man by the time the ordeal was over. The fight mostly took place in and around the ring, but there was a point where it ended up in the first few rows of the ringside area and fans had to run for their lives. In the end, Jagwar was victorious with the very appropriately named Blood Of The Cat.
3. VALKYRIE DIVISION Match
Folly (The Misfit Toyz)
vs
Kristy Bliss (Freak World Order)
The highlight of this rematch wasn't what happened in the ring so much as what was going on ABOVE it. Several minutes into the match, the camera zoomed in on a shadowy figure lurking up in the rafters. It was a woman in black and white make-up wearing a trench coat and carrying what looked like a black bat. She was watching Folly very closely throughout the match.
Folly was victorious with the Game Over, but after the match, some of the lights focused on the figure in the rafters and Folly finally caught sight of her. You could see Folly visually shudder before she made a quick retreat from the ring.
4. GEMINI DIVISION Match (Steel Cage Match)
Primate Power (Kee-Bo/Doc Simyin) (The Unchained)
vs
Werewolves Of Cetus (Bad Moon/Blackfang) (Freak World Order)
The rivalry between these two teams was set to culminate inside the steel cage as the Werewolves were trying to finally get their victory over the extremely tough Primates. It began as a very good affair as both teams were able to get near falls and trade some vicious cage strikes and it was taking shape to be a classic match, when things started to go weird.
Partway through the match there was a disturbance in the back and the cameras caught up with a very strange sight. What looked like a feral squirrel and a tree were walking around the backstage area accosting various wrestlers and crew men.
Star Squirrel (grabbing various people): Where is Spacelord? Has anyone seen Spacelord?"
Finally Lorna Goodhope caught up to the duo and the squirrel turned his attention to her.
Star Squirrel: "Have you seen Spacelord, You know, goofy looking guy, about yay high?" (Star Squirrel raises his arm above his head to signify how tall. At this the tree guy also raised his own arm above his head.
Star Squirrel (turning and looking at the tree): "No, you moron, he isn't nine feet tall!!" (At this, the tree just shrugs his shoulders.
Star Squirrel (turning back to Lorna): "So have you seen Spacelord, we are supposed to meet him here for our mission."
Lorna: "Who???"
Star Squirrel rolls his eyes and sighs and the two continue on their way accosting anyone they see, asking for Spacelord.
The camera returns to the ring where the Werewolves are in control of the action when the squirrel and the tree suddenly walk onstage and start making a commotion as they start asking various workers, security and fans if they saw Spacelord. Finally the noise coming from the ring catches Star Squirrel's attention and he sees the what's going on over there for the first time. His eyes fill with wonder and he has a huge smile on his face.
Inside the ring, the Werewolves Of Cetus were victorious when Blackfang covered Kee-Bo for the victory.
Just as the next match was about to start the duo was shown once more chasing a couple of fans out of their seats in the front row. Star Squirrel grabbed a popcorn from out of another fans hands, growling at him when he tried to get it back. The tree tried to squeeze himself into a chair, his knees nearly at his face as the fans behind him were furiously trying to crane their necks to see around the bushy treeman.
5. UNLIMITED DIVISION Match (Fearsome Foursome)
Akita Dredd ((Unaligned) vs Monarch King (Unaligned)
vs
Zero Phear (Mother's Truckers) vs Harlan Scurve (Alpha Pack)
In a high-flying and hard-hitting four way affair, Akita Dredd was able to finally get some payback against the three opponents who had defeated him earlier on the tour when he put away Monarch King.
After the match, the camera was once again in the back, this time showing Folly with her bags hurriedly trying to leave the arena. Billy was following behind her.
Folly paused briefly as the camera closed in.
"Sugah, I gotta go. That witch was up to something and I-I gotta go. Take care of that thing for me please, but ...." She suddenly saw the camera and you could see the fear on her face. There was a banging noise in the background and she took off running out the door.
6. OMEGA DIVISION Match
Cyborilla (Fight Club Elite)
vs
Skurge (Fight Club Elite)
Skurge and Cyborilla squared off in the beginning of the match with Cyborilla once again refusing the opening handshake. Skurge was about to lose his cool when Billy Bangz hurried down the ring with some legal looking documents. He handed it to Skurge who looked it over. Skurge turned to Cyborilla and muttered "It looks like Folly owns your contract now."
Cyborilla looked at Billy curiously for a moment and then nodded his head. He turned to Skurge and offered out his hand.
They then had a solid match which Skurge won with a Cyber-Scythe.
After the match, the lights went out. When they came back on, Skurge was laid out in the ring and another huge demonic figure stood over him.
"SKURGE YOU WILL BE RETURNING WITH ME FOR JUDGEMENT! BUT I WILL ABIDE BY OUR CODE AND I WILL DEFEAT YOU IN COMBAT IN THIS RING BEFORE YOU FACE YOUR ETERNAL SENTENCING! THESE WORTHLESS MAGGOTS DON'T DESERVE TO SEE US DO BATTLE BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO SURROUND YOURSELF AMONGST WEAKLINGS, SO BE IT!"
Once again the lights went out and when they went back on, the demons were both gone.
7. TITAN DIVISION Match
Lord Gaunt (The Nightmare Factory)
vs
Grendel Valor (Freak World Order)
Grendel Valor was distracted as soon as the bell rang when a handful of zombies shambled down the entrance ramp and surrounded the ring, allowing Lord Gaunt to deliver a backcracker from behind and get the pinfall. Lord Gaunt cackled hysterically. Freakenstein came out and stared daggers at him from the entrance ramp. Gaunt finally led his zombie goons to the back, smirking at Freakenstein as he walked by.
8. VALKYRIE DIVISION Match
Suki (The Misfit Toyz)
vs
Lady Leatherface (Mother's Truckers)
The two most intense women in the ICOF engaged in another wild affair that did indeed show Suki was bleeding and her mask was cracked. She gave some fierce strikes back and looked like she was going to get a victory until Lady Leatherface ended things with Let 'Er Rip. After the match, LLF fired up her chainsaw and was about to apparently commit murder on live television when Billy Bangz once again made his presence felt when he ran out with a spiked bat and chased Leatherface away.
9. UNSANCTIONED Match (ICOF Rules)
Mother/Whitechapel (Mother's Truckers)
vs
Tommy Hawk/Payne (Extreme Dream Team)
This was a wild hardcore match that saw very little action within the ring. While Tommy Hawk was desperately trying to get his hands on Mother, it was Whitechapel who went after Tommy to keep the two hardcore legends separated. Meanwhile Mother and Payne were fighting all throughout the crowd. At one point Tommy Hawk and Whitechapel were brawling at ringside and Tommy was getting his gifts from the fans. One of the gifts was a set of brass knuckles that was handed to Tommy by that ornery squirrel. After smacking Chapel with the weapon, Tommy caught sight of the tall tree sitting there and was distracted. Just as Chapel was about to take advantage of the distraction though, the tree reached out with his long arm and smacked the Victorian Englishman with a solid back hand, sending him flying. Tommy and the tree exchanged grins and Tommy was on the attack once more. Shortly after that exchange, Tommy Hawk was able to put away Whitechapel with a Tommy Gunn.
10. TITAN DIVISION Match (King Of The Jungle)
Silver Mane (The Unchained)
vs
Alpha Male (Alpha Pack)
Silver Mane was able to defeated Alpha Male in the main event of the evening, however it was what happened after the match that was the real news. The match itself was a very wild affair as to be expected. Alpha Male didn't seem to be giving his all though and even was mocking Silver Mane throughout most of the match, which seemed to infuriate the leader of The Unchained even more. After about fifteen minutes, Silver Mane was victorious.
Immediately after the match Alpha Male grabbed the mic. "Silver Mane. You didn't really think this was going to be over after today did you? If you did then you are a bigger fool than I give you credit for. I promised to let loose the dogs of war. I was neither bragging nor waxing poetic. I was being literal in every sense of the word!"
As soon as he said that, two large bearded guys ran past him and proceeded to beat Silver Mane to a pulp in the middle of the ring, the whole time Alpha Male continued to taunt the fallen lionoid with the mic. Primate Power came running out to try to rescue their leader and they were brawling with the Dogs Of War as the show came to an end....
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