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Sept 8, 2020 7:51:31 GMT -6
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Year 1
23103.22
IFC Fight Card #4
From Box Office Arena
ISGP Gold Block Night 1
Results
(The show opens to a raucous crowd eagerly awaiting the start of the fights! In the ring though, stands a man in a maroon suit, his blonde hair pulled back. He is smiling and shaking his fist with the crowd and laughing. Around him are several other men in dark suits and sunglasses, obviously security. The man takes a mic from one of the security guys and speaks)
Pm: Yes! Yes! Yes! Welcome one and all to Box Office Arena and the Intergalactic Fight Club! (His accent is like that of Ricardo Montalbon) My name is Powermonger, and I am the owner and promoter of IFC. Tonight we witness the first two matches of the Intergalactic Super Grand Prix Gold Block! Who will gain these all important first victories?! And at the end of the weekend who will be going home with THIS (a security guard steps forward with something under a sheet. Powermonger pulls off the sheet to reveal the IFC Grand Championship title belt! It looks amazing, like it cost a fortune!)
Pm: Don't worry, fans, if it looks like it cost a fortune...it's because it did! Haha! So who will it be to take this prize home? Will it be The Messenger? (Crowd cheers) Ratchet? (Crowd cheers) Party Pirate? (Crowd cheers) Or Rabbid? (Crowd boos) Well now, let's not keep waiting! Let the fights tonight commence!
Match 1
*WarHawk (WAR DANCE) v. Rocky
HM: Well good to see WarHawk on the winning side tonight! Hopefully Rocky can pull something together or he may not last long in the IFC!
Match 2
Krusher Khan v. *Vincitor (KINNIKU SPECIAL)
HM: Vincitor has definitely upped his game lately! Krusher Khan just could not keep up tonight!
(Before the next match we go back to the locker room where Ratchet is taping up her fists.)
Pm: (from behind Ratchet) You have a very important fight tonight.
Ra: (Startled gasp) Yeah, well, every fight is important, especially now that there's a title on the line.
Pm: (shaking his head) No, your fight tonight is much more important than just a title opportunity. You have a chance to make yourself something in this promotion either way.
Ra: How so?
Pm: Tonight you face The Messenger. I need you to do everything you can, and I do mean everything, to see to it he does not win.
Ra: What does it matter if he wins or not?
Pm: That is not important. What is important is that you remember that if you help me with this, I can help you just as much...
Ra: Look, you may be the boss, but I'm no easy mark! I'll go out there and try to beat The Messenger, sure, but because I want to win FOR ME! NOT because you want me to.
(Ratchet gets up and leaves the locker room. Powermonger looks a little upset)
Match 3
*Honest Abe (LINCOLN LOCK) v. Yoko-Ohno
HM: I guess Yoko-Ohno isn't 100% yet after his fight with Rabbid last week! Lincoln looks good here tonight, picking up a much needed win!
Match 4
Gold Block Fight 1
*The Messenger (LAST RIGHTS) v. Ratchet
HM: Wow what a comeback! Ratchet had The Messenger's number, even hitting him with a WRIST ROCKET! But The Messenger was able to get the momentum from a lock-up against the cage and nails Ratchet with his finisher! First win of the Gold Block goes to The Messenger!
Match 5
Death Star v. *Tick Tock (THUMB TRAP)
HM: Death Star loses AGAIN! This is not a good look for the Grappler with Gab! But who wouldn't tap out when your thumb is being bent like that?!
Match 6
Punk A.D. v. *Bobcat Jack (Solar Plexus Strike)
HM: Bobcat Jack showing his skill tonight, taking out Punk A.D. with a shot to the gut! Age and cunning beat youth and exuberance almost every time!
(Before the next match we go backstage again. Honest Abe is just finished changing from his fight earlier when The Messenger approaches him)
TM: Honest Abe...
HA: The Messenger! I want to congratulate you on your well fought victory tonight. Snatching it from the jaws of defeat.
TM: I must speak with you about a very important matter. I need your help. You have shown yourself to be a good and forthright man, selfless and caring, a protector. Once you tried to hold together a nation on the edge of ruin, now I ask your assistance to do the same for reality itself
HA: What do you mean reality itself?
TM: Come, there is much to discuss.
(The Messenger leads Abe away.)
Match 7
Tiki Boom v. *Ken Po (RYUKEN)
HM: A really good back and forth about from both men! Tiki Boom really hit Ken Po hard, but Ken Po's RYUKEN just hit harder!
Match 8
Gold Block Fight 2
Party Pirate v. *Rabbid (SPINE SMASHER)
HM: SOMEONE CALL THE MEDIC! Party Pirate looks like a broken mast! And Rabbid just stands there! Showing no emotion at all for what he just did! The second win of the Gold Block goes to Rabbid!
(After the match we see the inside of Powermonger's private skybox. Powermonger is seated in the only chair on the balcony looking down at the scene of Rabbid's wreckage. Off screen we hear a knock at the door. Powermonger makes a gesture and we hear the door open. Someone speaks. We don't see who it is.)
Mystery Person: You sent for me?
Pm: Yes, I did. Ratchet failed. You must make sure that Party Pirate is well enough to compete at peak level tomorrow night. He must defeat The Messenger!
MP: Of course I will do all that I can.
Pm: Oh, and make sure Rabbid is extra motivated as well. Ratchet will learn not to disrespect me again.
MP: As you will it, Powermonger.
(Fade to black)
23103.22
IFC Fight Card #4
From Box Office Arena
ISGP Gold Block Night 1
Results
(The show opens to a raucous crowd eagerly awaiting the start of the fights! In the ring though, stands a man in a maroon suit, his blonde hair pulled back. He is smiling and shaking his fist with the crowd and laughing. Around him are several other men in dark suits and sunglasses, obviously security. The man takes a mic from one of the security guys and speaks)
Pm: Yes! Yes! Yes! Welcome one and all to Box Office Arena and the Intergalactic Fight Club! (His accent is like that of Ricardo Montalbon) My name is Powermonger, and I am the owner and promoter of IFC. Tonight we witness the first two matches of the Intergalactic Super Grand Prix Gold Block! Who will gain these all important first victories?! And at the end of the weekend who will be going home with THIS (a security guard steps forward with something under a sheet. Powermonger pulls off the sheet to reveal the IFC Grand Championship title belt! It looks amazing, like it cost a fortune!)
Pm: Don't worry, fans, if it looks like it cost a fortune...it's because it did! Haha! So who will it be to take this prize home? Will it be The Messenger? (Crowd cheers) Ratchet? (Crowd cheers) Party Pirate? (Crowd cheers) Or Rabbid? (Crowd boos) Well now, let's not keep waiting! Let the fights tonight commence!
Match 1
*WarHawk (WAR DANCE) v. Rocky
HM: Well good to see WarHawk on the winning side tonight! Hopefully Rocky can pull something together or he may not last long in the IFC!
Match 2
Krusher Khan v. *Vincitor (KINNIKU SPECIAL)
HM: Vincitor has definitely upped his game lately! Krusher Khan just could not keep up tonight!
(Before the next match we go back to the locker room where Ratchet is taping up her fists.)
Pm: (from behind Ratchet) You have a very important fight tonight.
Ra: (Startled gasp) Yeah, well, every fight is important, especially now that there's a title on the line.
Pm: (shaking his head) No, your fight tonight is much more important than just a title opportunity. You have a chance to make yourself something in this promotion either way.
Ra: How so?
Pm: Tonight you face The Messenger. I need you to do everything you can, and I do mean everything, to see to it he does not win.
Ra: What does it matter if he wins or not?
Pm: That is not important. What is important is that you remember that if you help me with this, I can help you just as much...
Ra: Look, you may be the boss, but I'm no easy mark! I'll go out there and try to beat The Messenger, sure, but because I want to win FOR ME! NOT because you want me to.
(Ratchet gets up and leaves the locker room. Powermonger looks a little upset)
Match 3
*Honest Abe (LINCOLN LOCK) v. Yoko-Ohno
HM: I guess Yoko-Ohno isn't 100% yet after his fight with Rabbid last week! Lincoln looks good here tonight, picking up a much needed win!
Match 4
Gold Block Fight 1
*The Messenger (LAST RIGHTS) v. Ratchet
HM: Wow what a comeback! Ratchet had The Messenger's number, even hitting him with a WRIST ROCKET! But The Messenger was able to get the momentum from a lock-up against the cage and nails Ratchet with his finisher! First win of the Gold Block goes to The Messenger!
Match 5
Death Star v. *Tick Tock (THUMB TRAP)
HM: Death Star loses AGAIN! This is not a good look for the Grappler with Gab! But who wouldn't tap out when your thumb is being bent like that?!
Match 6
Punk A.D. v. *Bobcat Jack (Solar Plexus Strike)
HM: Bobcat Jack showing his skill tonight, taking out Punk A.D. with a shot to the gut! Age and cunning beat youth and exuberance almost every time!
(Before the next match we go backstage again. Honest Abe is just finished changing from his fight earlier when The Messenger approaches him)
TM: Honest Abe...
HA: The Messenger! I want to congratulate you on your well fought victory tonight. Snatching it from the jaws of defeat.
TM: I must speak with you about a very important matter. I need your help. You have shown yourself to be a good and forthright man, selfless and caring, a protector. Once you tried to hold together a nation on the edge of ruin, now I ask your assistance to do the same for reality itself
HA: What do you mean reality itself?
TM: Come, there is much to discuss.
(The Messenger leads Abe away.)
Match 7
Tiki Boom v. *Ken Po (RYUKEN)
HM: A really good back and forth about from both men! Tiki Boom really hit Ken Po hard, but Ken Po's RYUKEN just hit harder!
Match 8
Gold Block Fight 2
Party Pirate v. *Rabbid (SPINE SMASHER)
HM: SOMEONE CALL THE MEDIC! Party Pirate looks like a broken mast! And Rabbid just stands there! Showing no emotion at all for what he just did! The second win of the Gold Block goes to Rabbid!
(After the match we see the inside of Powermonger's private skybox. Powermonger is seated in the only chair on the balcony looking down at the scene of Rabbid's wreckage. Off screen we hear a knock at the door. Powermonger makes a gesture and we hear the door open. Someone speaks. We don't see who it is.)
Mystery Person: You sent for me?
Pm: Yes, I did. Ratchet failed. You must make sure that Party Pirate is well enough to compete at peak level tomorrow night. He must defeat The Messenger!
MP: Of course I will do all that I can.
Pm: Oh, and make sure Rabbid is extra motivated as well. Ratchet will learn not to disrespect me again.
MP: As you will it, Powermonger.
(Fade to black)
Gold Block Standings Night 1
The Messenger 1 - 0
Rabbid 1 - 0
Ratchet 0 - 1
Party Pirate 0 - 1