#006 - LucidityPRELIMINARIES
EL PIKADOR def. PARTY PIRATE with Thunderbolt Slam
:: Pikador charged across the ring with
Fast Forward and blasted Party Pirate with
BOLT STRIKE ALPHA and followed up with a Thunderbolt Slam to get the win.
VINCITOR def. TICK TOCK with
KINNIKU SPECIAL:: Vincitor surged on the attack with
Fast Forward – Tick Tock did not seem aware of what was happening. Vincitor quickly hit
KINNIKU SPECIAL and it was all over.
NOTES: This time Tick Tock was out of sorts and unprepared for this fight. Meanwhile, Vincitor makes it two wins in a row - one step away from a potential title shot.
ROCKY def. SQUATCH with
SUPER COMBO KO:: Rocky had won two in a row coming into this fight and looked ready – Squatch came in angry and charged across the ring on
Fast Forward and tried to rip Rocky’s arms from his sockets. Rocky took the beating, slipped a punch, and nailed Squatch with a
SUPER COMBO KO – BOOM!
NOTES: With his third consecutive win, Rocky will fight next week in the
#1 Contender Fight. Squatch has lost two in a row, and has fallen deeper into the grips of his destructive anger.
YOKO-OHNO def. TIKI BOOM with
BONZAI SPLASH:: Yoko was just too massive for Tiki to muscle around – Yoko tossed Tiki all around the ring and repeatedly slammed him into the cage. After a punishing couple minutes of complete dominance, Yoko ended the fight with a
BONZAI SPASH – OUCH!
NOTES: Watch out, Yoko-ohno is quietly climbing into title contention, and leaving a swath of bodies in his wake.
MAIN CARDKEN PO def. BOBCAT JACK with
RYUKEN (*****):: Jack rocked Ken with an opening
SUPERMAN PUNCH, but
Power Play gave Ken a chance. This fight went back and forth, both fighters trading HUGE shots – the entire arena was on their feet, cheering both men as the fight went on. Ken
(7 POP escapes) caught Jack
(9 POP escapes) with
RYUKEN for the stunning finish. This was an incredible fight!
NOTES: RYUKEN! Easily
FIGHT OF THE NIGHT. As this fight went on, the feeling that it was going to end kept building, and each successful escape only built tension. After every blow I found myself asking
(as the crowd) – “Is this it?”
PUNK A.D. def. DEATH STAR with
SONIC BOOM KICK:: Punk wore out Death Star with
SONIC BOOM KICKS. Power Play saved Death Star several times
(7 POP escapes), but the accumulated damage was too much – a final
SONIC BOOM KICK ended the fight.
NOTES: Death Star was distracted by two men in the crowd before the fight - security had to escort the two men from the arena. The men claimed that Death Star was responsible for war crimes and would be brought to justice very soon!
RABBID def. WARHAWK with
SPINE SMASHER:: Warhawk moved in and out, and used hit and run tactics to avoid any damage. Rabbid caught him during a scramble and smashed him with
SPINE SMASHER –
Power Play! Two more
SPINE SMASHERS ruined Warhawk’s night.
NOTES: FINALLY! Rabbid lived up to his potential as a dominant force.
#1 CONETENDER FIGHTMESSENGER def. KRUSHER KHAN with
LAST RITES:: Messenger had won three in a row coming into the fight – Khan wanted another shot at the title. Khan charged in, but Messenger rocked him with a head kick. Khan backed off, and staggered Messenger with a flying knee –
Power Play! Messenger battled back with
LAST RITES, but
Power Play kept Khan in the fight. Khan charged once again, and this time Messenger caught Khan flush with a flying knee to end the fight and claim victory.
NOTES: Messenger will fight for the
INTERGALACTIC TITLE on the next card.
MAIN EVENT
INTERGALACTIC TITLE FIGHTHype MacLeod in the cage for introductions..."It is time for the Main Event of the evening."
"Five rounds for the
I.F.C. Intergalactic Title."
"Introducing first, fighting out the red corner; he stands 6'4" tall, and weighed in at a trim 185 lbs. fighting out of Springfield, IL, here he is, The Rail Splitter –
HONEST ABE!
"His opponent, fighting out of the blue corner; she stands 5'8" tall, and weighed in at 170 lbs. fighting out of The Borderlands, here she is, the reigning, defending, undisputed champion of the galaxy, the fiery vixen filled with furious wrath -
RATCHET!
ROUND 1 - FIGHT!
:: Ratchet exploded with
WRIST ROCKET at the bell – Abe never saw it coming. Abe was
KTFO in seconds – first move of the fight.
RATCHET © def. HONEST ABE with
WRIST ROCKET (ROUND 1)
NOTES: I'm fucking speechless.
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION – RATCHET!