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Oct 14, 2021 18:58:40 GMT -6
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Year 1
22904.10
Go! Fight! Pow!
Episode 2
Live from Box Office Arena, Nil Asteroid
(The Go! Fight! Pow! intro plays, followed by the sweeping shots of the fantasic sold out crowd! Once again Hype MacLeod is at the commentation station.)
22904.10
Go! Fight! Pow!
Episode 2
Live from Box Office Arena, Nil Asteroid
(The Go! Fight! Pow! intro plays, followed by the sweeping shots of the fantasic sold out crowd! Once again Hype MacLeod is at the commentation station.)
HM: Welcome IFC fans to the second episode of Go! Fight! Pow! Last week we saw some great debuts, and tonight I'm sure we will too! We will hopefully get some answers about what happened to Squatch after the main event! Speaking of main events, tonight will see the return of a fighter who hasn't laced up the boots in a while! The one and only Freakenstein has returned to the fighting world, but Yoko-Ohno will be there to greet him! Now, let's head down to the cage for our first bout!
Match 1
El Pikador v. *Tick Tock (THUMB TRAP)
El Pikador v. *Tick Tock (THUMB TRAP)
HM: El Pikador also trying to get some revenge for the assault at the press confrence. Tick Tock tries to shock the electric pokèdor early, but El Pikador is not going down that easy! Oh no, Tick Tock has him in the THUMB TRAP, but Pikador charges up and powers out! El Pikador tries for a big blow, but Tick Tock avoids it and gets him back in the THUMB TRAP! El Pikador taps out!
(As Tick Tock is having his hand raised, El Pikador exits the cage to go back to the locker room. Suddenly he is jumped by the zombie, Rabbid, and...Squatch?! The three men lay into the helpless fighter as the mystery man with the staff stands by. But from the crowd come four hooded men and The Messenger! They shield El Pikador as the assailants back off. The Messenger produces a mic.)
TM: Demtor (he points at the man with the staff), I don't know what game you're playing, but rest assured we will put an end to this! (Demtor looks agitated but he and his crew leave as The Messenger and his backup help El Pikador to his feet and to the back.)
Match 2
*La Cerdita (WHEN PIGS FLY) v. Ratchet
*La Cerdita (WHEN PIGS FLY) v. Ratchet
HM: Ratchet comes out trying to win this one early, but is unsuccessful. Strong back and forth from both ladies here! La Cerdita has Ratchet down and that splash will keep her down! La Cerdita picks up the victory!
Match 3
Hollywood Gunn v. *Honest Abe (Fast Forward)
Hollywood Gunn v. *Honest Abe (Fast Forward)
HM: This newcommer Gunn has an impressive boxing record, let's see how he handles the IFC cage! Honest Abe extends a hand, but Gunn is having none of it! There's the bell and WHAM! Honest Abe strikes fast and hard! Looks like Gunn is out! I guess sometimes you don't disrespect the ol' rail splitter!
(Backstage we see Ratchet in the locker room. She punches a locker before sitting down to take the tape off her hands and wrists. From the darkness comes a woman's laugh.)
Ra: Who's there?! Show yourself or I'll clean your clock!
(Out from the shadows steps a blond woman in a top hat. She's shuffling a tarot deck.)
??:Ha! The only way you'd clean anything is with a mop!
Ra: Well, Little Miss Spookyness, why don't you put those cards down and we find out?
LMS: Little Miss Spookyness, I like that. But I'm not here to fight, I'm here to offer you some help. And with your win-loss record, you need it.
Ra: I don't need any help, especially from some gothic bimbo.
LMS: (shrugs) Suit yourself, but watch tonight and see what a winner looks like. Here, if you change your mind.
(She hands Ratchet a tarot card. Ratchet looks down at it, The Fool.)
Ra: Is this some kind of...
(She stops as Little Miss Spookyness is gone, but once again her laughing can be heard in the dark.)
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Now, back to the action!
(The Messenger and his four robed friends are backstage.)
H1: He is getting bolder.
TM: I know. Demtor has already twisted Squatch's mind and attempted to take El Pikador undoutably to do the same.
H2: We cannot allow this to continue.
H3: Perhaps it is time we also join this fight directly.
H4: I agree. The time to hold back is over.
TM: Agreed. Whatever Demtor has planned we cannot allow him to succeed. It is time for The Gaurdians of the Gates to do battle.(The shot fades out as the five men put their hands together in the center of the circle.)
All: For the good of all realms!
HM: What a first half of tonight's action and we still have more to come! And don't forget our main event, Yoko-Ohno against the legend Freakenstein! Let's get back to the action!
Match 4
Txur'itan v. *Muck (Fast Forward)
Txur'itan v. *Muck (Fast Forward)
HM: Well now we know the name of Demtor's slime monster! The bell rings and right out of the gate Muck nails Txur'itan with a vicious punch! The ref is calling for the bell! Muck wins!
(Muck looks like he is about to continue the assault when the four hooded men and The Messenger rush the cage! They take Muck down and lay into him like men on a mission. The Messenger stands and takes a mic from a ringside attendant.)
TM: Demtor! We will not abide your tricks any longer! We, Fahrenheit (the first hooded man removes his hood, he looks to be on fire), Celsius (the second hooded man unveils, he looks like ice), Alexander and Conor (the last two men uncloak themselves, they look normal but have a faint glow like The Messenger) are the Gaurdians of the Gates! And this battle has just begun!
(With that the five men leave the cage and a battered Muck on the canvas.)
Match 5
"Butterfly" Haley Jean v. *Little Miss Spookyness (FUNERAL OF HEARTS)
"Butterfly" Haley Jean v. *Little Miss Spookyness (FUNERAL OF HEARTS)
HM: What a start for these two ladies! Haley Jean definitely holding her own, but Little Miss Spookyness was just a little better on this night! Something tells me these two will both be ones to watch in the future!
(The fans are still excited over the last match when the TRJPowerworks theme plays and Powermonger makes his way out to the arena, again flanked by two suited security men. His reception is positive. He takes a mic from his pocket.)
Pm: Are we enjoying the show so far?! (The crowd cheers) Well I have an announcement that will make you cheer even more. In a few weeks we will be holding our next Pay-For-Veiw extravaganza, IFC Fury! And I can already announce the main event. Our Grand Champion The Messenger will put his title on the line against...Death Star!(The fans cheer again)
DS: See, I can't be kept away! Look at that, a title match. Can we say title match in this fed? We can. But we still can't say <bleep> can we? Guess not. Ok, back to the action
Pm: (continues as if nothing happened) And more matches will be added each week leading up to the event. Now, on to our main event of the evening!
Match 6
Freakenstein v. *Yoko-Ohno (Belly to Belly Slam)
Freakenstein v. *Yoko-Ohno (Belly to Belly Slam)
HM: What a brawl! I have no idea how Yoko-Ohno survived those powerbombs, but somehow he did! Oh, a hard belly to belly slam and Freakenstein goes down! Yoko-Ohno gets the win over the legend! Guess the ring rust has yet to wear off! Well from all of us here at the IFC this is Hype MacLeod saying goodnight from Box Office Arena!
(In his office, Powermonger is pacing. Tick Tock sits at his desk with his feet up on it. Demtor and the rest of his monsters along with Little Miss Spookyness are also there.)
TT: Why are you so worried? This can't change our plans that much.
Pm: No, it doesn't, and get your feet off my desk.
D: We can still get what we need, perhaps even sooner now that they are willing to face us head on.
Pm: I have come to far to fail now. See if we can't reruit some more assistance. I don't want to be caught off gaurd again.
D: As you command.
(Demtor, Tick Tock, and the rest leave the office. Powermonger pours himself a drink at a small bar on a shelf, sits at his desk, brushes off the dust Tick Tock's boots left on it, takes a sip, and sighs.)
Pm: Maybe, I should have a Plan B.
(Fade to black)