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Post by pikemojo on Dec 3, 2015 21:14:13 GMT -6
IFC 14 Preliminary Card:
Hype MacLeod: A big heartfelt welcome to the loyal IFC fans who have purchased IFCnet. You are the ones who make these fights such a blast to call. In usual IFC fashion, we have some real barn burners scheduled for preliminary action. Ken Po vs. El Pikador – Ken Po is fighting with a new intensity tonight. Whatever his new “master” is providing him with seems to be working. We’ve yet to see him with this kind of mean streak. Unfortunately, it still isn’t enough. El Pikador connects with a devastating BOLT STRIKE ALPHA to get the win. Celsius vs. Hollywood Gunn – Each of the opening punches from Hollywood Gunn rocks Celsius in a way we haven’t seen in an IFC fight before. A body blow puts him down. A right hook puts him down. The HOLLYWOOD KO nearly puts him out. But no Sentinel is an easy challenge. Celsius mounts a bit of a comeback before getting hit with another HOLLYWOOD KO, giving Hollywood Gunn the KO victory. Comet vs. Butterfly Haley Jean – Comet and Haley Jean get right to it, both looking for an early night. It isn’t long before Comet has locked in his PAN GALACTIC STRETCH to get the tap from the Butterfly. Yoko-Ohno vs. Tiki Boom – As always, Sonny Onoo accompanies Yoko-Ohno to the cage, shouting about his greatness all the way down the aisle. Ohno survives an early BOOM SHAKA-LAKA from Tiki Boom and manages to put Tiki Boom down with a belly to belly slam. Main Card:
Hype MacLeod: Welcome to IFC 14, fight fans!!! We are live at the Box Office Arena. Many of you have already been watching our preliminary fights – which never disappoint – but for everyone else, we have a slew of action still ahead. First things first, I have my colleague and good friend Scoop Muldoon here, back in action tonight for the first time since his abduction. We still don’t know the identity of those who abducted him. Scoop, tell us… what do you remember? Scoop Muldoon: Not much, Hype. It’s really weird… It’s like weeks of my life just disappeared. I have some weird memories of pain and loneliness during that time but that’s it. And the doctors have said that I don’t have any real signs of physical trauma. They don’t really have any answers for me either. Hype MacLeod: So, the big question on everyone’s minds is, who did it? I mean, you were in the process of trying to expose something pretty big about Tick Tock, right? Could he and the monstrous Rabbid have been your attackers? Scoop Muldoon: Like I said, I don’t remember. I’ve been trying a whole bunch of different things trying to remember and nothing seems to be helping. The IFC asked me to see a shrink to help with the emotional trauma but that’s been a waste of time. I’m fine. It’s time to get back to work. Hype MacLeod: Glad to hear you’re feeling so good. Speaking of your work, do you think there’s any chance of recovering your research into Tick Tock’s past? There’s definitely something about him that doesn’t seem right. Scoop Muldoon: You’ve got that right. Unfortunately everything – my notes, my voice recorder, my computer – everything is gone. And I’m more than a little afraid of what might happen if I begin that research again. Hype MacLeod: I don’t think anyone will blame you if you give Tick Tock and Rabbid a bit of space. If you’re going to be sticking to interviews, then… Who’s next? Scoop Muldoon: Why, tonight’s title challenger, Warhawk, of course. Scoop Muldoon smiles a big cheesy smile that tells us that statement was planned well in advance. The two colleagues shake hands, embrace and we’re off to the matches!Best of seven series: Bien Vestido vs. El Halcon – El Halcon starts the match with a purpose. After softening him up a bit, he very nearly gets an early victory after two consecutive EL HALCON PUNCHES. Bien Vestido comes roaring back with a high-flying, well-dressed offense that has the crowd on their feet. The two luchadores go back and forth, to and fro until a well timed EL HALCON PUNCH turns out Bien Vestido’s lights. This series is tied up at 1-1. Warhawk interview: Scoop Muldoon: I am here with tonight’s title challenger, Warhawk. Warhawk, you will be facing the toughest man in IFC, Bobcat Jack. What are you thinking heading into this fight? Warhawk rips the mic from Scoop’s hand. Warhawk: I… Bobcat... Jack… have a question... By conventional means, those you have traveled with in your past… experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Bobcat Jack, show self-pity? DO YOU, Bobcat Jack, try to reason why? Do you, Bobcat Jack, try and comfort those that have even more fear than you? Or do you, Bobcat Jack, kick the shuttle doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two astronauts that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Bobcat Jack. Assume the controls, Bobcat Jack. SLAM THAT SPACE CRAFT INTO THE NIL ZONE’S LONELY SUN, BOBCAT JACK! Push yourself to total self-destruction. As you realize, Bobcat Jack, you are about to enter a realm close to the Spiritual World. Ahhhhhh, smell it, warriors! Do you, Bobcat Jack, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Bobcat Jack, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE… BOBCAT JACK! You, Bobcat Jack, must self-destruct so that you will know, Bobcat Jack, who is... the chosen one. FOR BOBCAT JACK, I am not the chosen one... I am not. I, Bobcat Jack, am...the only...one... *SNORT* Scoop Muldoon: Care to explain what you’ve just said? Warhawk simply growls and walks off.Squatch vs. Krusher Khan – The fight starts with some really nice back and forth action. Squatch takes the early lead after his right hook finds a home on Khan’s chin. Squatch almost seals the deal with the Yeti Stretch but Khan powers out of the hold at the last possible second. Squatch continues his beatdown before finishing Khan with the MYTHBUSTER. Ratchet vs. Party Pirate – Party Pirate starts the match off in control. He’s looking a bit shaky but not nearly as much as we’ve seen him in recent weeks. He immediately goes for the PARTY PUNCH. Ratchet manages to escape but gets hit with another PARTY PUNCH on her way to her feet. The punch hits the back of her head and she flops down on her face, completely unconscious. Another obvious title challenger has fallen short at the last possible moment. IFC Grand Championship: Bobcat Jack vs. Warhawk – As the Hype MacLeod is announcing the fighters, Death Star and El Pikador make their way down to two empty seats at cageside. Death Star is, of course, crunching on tacos and being rather loud trying to get to his seat. Once in his seat he nudged the spectator next to him, pointed at Bobcat Jack and said, “I know him!” all while spewing chunks of meat, cheese and delicious taco shell bits into the face of the spectator. Bobcat Jack began yelling at Death Star, “What do you think you’re doing!!! This is my fight!!! My…” *ding ding* The bell rang and Bobcat Jack turned around to immediately get hit with a huge leaping Tomahawk Chop. Jack goes down and doesn’t get up. Warhawk is the new IFC Grand Champion!!! The crowd goes wild!!! Warhawk runs through the crowd, high-fiving every audience member within reach. Death Star and El Pikador jump the guardrail and get into the cage with the waking Bobcat Jack. Death Star: Are you OK, buddy!?! Jack’s eyes spring open and he wraps his hands around Death Star’s face and neck. Death Star wiggles free but loses his mask in the process. Death Star running toward the back: My face!!! My hideous face!!! El Pikador: Didn’t look so bad to me… Bobcat Jack turns and points at El Pikador. El Pikador takes off in a dead sprint to get away.Hype MacLeod: I’m not so sure I understand what I just saw but I do know that we have a new IFC Grand Champion and he seems to be a champion of the people! The crowd loved seeing Warhawk win! It’s going to be tough for any champ to hold that belt for long, though. There’s a bevy of challengers waiting in the wings and new fighters entering the IFC almost every week. Who’s next? We’ll have to wait and see. Until next time, fight fans…
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Post by ewtVerse on Dec 4, 2015 7:30:30 GMT -6
OK!!! Warhawk's promo is just ULTIMATE!!!
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Post by The Konishoner on Dec 4, 2015 11:26:52 GMT -6
I am continually amazed by your stuff. Warhawk with the epic promo, it shocked me to see that from him, almost as much as him taking the belt. Fresh Start and his antics again turn up spades. Keep up the great work.
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Post by pikemojo on Dec 4, 2015 14:31:27 GMT -6
I am continually amazed by your stuff. Warhawk with the epic promo, it shocked me to see that from him, almost as much as him taking the belt. Fresh Start and his antics again turn up spades. Keep up the great work. And by Fresh Start you mean Death Star. Glad you (and hopefully others) are enjoying it. I know I am. Also, stay tuned for another epic promo from another fighter at IFC 15.
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Post by pikemojo on Dec 4, 2015 14:41:04 GMT -6
OK!!! Warhawk's promo is just ULTIMATE!!! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I really thought it would be fun to have Warhawk giving crazy promos like Warrior and it turns out it's tough to wrap your brain around creating something that insane so I "borrowed" one of Warrior's greatest.
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Post by pikemojo on Dec 9, 2015 12:00:59 GMT -6
IFC 15 Preliminary Card: Hype MacLeod: Welcome to IFC 15, fight fans. As always, I’m your host, Hype MacLeod. We have a ton of great fights ahead so let’s get to it! Tick Tock vs. Death Star – Before the match starts, Tick Tock picks up a microphone saying he “Told IFC matchmakers that he wasn’t here to fight, but would do so to keep his spot on the roster.” The fight gets underway and Tick Tock is actually doing quite well in the opening moments of the match. That is until Death Star stops flirting with the pretty blonde in the front row. Death Star pours on the pain, relishing every minute of it. Tick Tock is helpless in Death Star’s clutches. After two DEATH MARCHES fail to put Tick Tock away, Death Star resorts to a Comet Crusher to get the job done. Yoko Ohno vs. El Pikador – Yoko-Ohno is accompanied to the cage by his manager, Sonny Onoo, who was yelling something in Japanese to the members of the viewing audience. Whatever it was, it didn’t sound nice. El Pikador’s speed advantage gets him around the lumbering Ohno and he fires some quick strikes at the big man. A slight misstep by the masked man allows Yoko-Ohno to get his huge mitts on El Pikador. He slams El Pikador to the mat and then crushes him with a BANZAI SPLASH. Two! Three! Somehow El Pikador gets back to his feet and keeps the fight going. The two men trade holds, putting a serious beating on each. El Pikador actually manages to lift the Yokozuna multiple times for his Thunderbolt Slams but the majority of attempts leave him lying in a heap. A BOLT STRIKE ALPHA from El Pikador very nearly gets him the win but Yoko-Ohno gets back to his feet at the last possible second. The fight turns into one of the longest, bloodiest brawls the IFC has seen thus far, and it was only available on IFCnet for a low, low $999 per month. The end comes with a crushing BANZAI DROP from Yoko-Ohno leaves El Pikador on the canvas gasping for air. The Messenger vs. Rocky – Rocky’s quick jab and expert footwork get him off to a good start in this fight. He has The Messenger reeling early in the fight. Rocky keeps throwing those punches in bunches and The Messenger doesn’t have time to do anything about it. When The Messenger does find an opening, he capitalizes and drills Rocky with a LAST RITES that almost gets him the win. Rocky is able to get his feet under him but a second LAST RITES spells the end of this fight. Backstage segment:Bobcat Jack comes smashing into Death Star and El Pikador’s dressing room, finding El Pikador fresh out of the shower wearing only his mask and a towel. Bobcat Jack: Where is he? El Pikador: I don’t know. He didn’t tell me. Just said he would “check me later,” whatever that means. Bobcat Jack: After last week, you’re lucky I don’t just put a beat down on you as well. El Pikador: Well, I guess I wouldn’t blame you but I’d really prefer you not. I’m still feeling my fight from earlier. Bobcat Jack punches El Pikador in the gut, sending him to the ground gasping for air and causing him to drop his towel, exposing his rear end to the billions of IFC fans watching at home. Bobcat Jack: You’re going to help me get my revenge on Death Star or you’re going to be my punching bag every week. Got it? El Pikador: Whatever you say… Please don’t hit me again. Bobcat Jack leaves the dressing room and Death Star comes out of the showers, fully dressed and dripping wet.Death Star: Good job, buddy. Here’s what we’re going to do… Ken Po vs. Krusher Khan – Ken Po takes initiative in starting the fight but is instantly reversed by a Krusher Khan SOVIET SICKLE. Ken Po is down and out and Khan is our victor. Main Card:
Hype MacLeod: Welcome, fight fans, to IFC 15. We have an exciting night of fights to get to but first some news from the IFC matchmakers. Despite their most recent losses, both Ratchet and Vincitor have been deemed worthy of a title shot if one can beat the other. So, that fight is going to be our main event of the evening. Best of seven series: Bien Vestido vs. El Halcon – El Halcon comes out firing with a big EL HALCON PUNCH. It’s too early and Bien Vestido keeps fighting. El Halcon continues his assault, never allowing Bien Vestido a moment to breath. The lone break in action gives Bien Vestido enough time to latch onto El Halcon’s back. He send El Halcon flying overhead with an AZTEC SUPLEX for the win. Backstage segment: Scoop Muldoon: I am here backstage where an attack has occurred. I was scheduled to interview the new IFC Grand Champion, Warhawk but when I arrived I found him lying in a heap. He is being tended to by the IFC medical team. Word is, he will be fine but he has no clue who it was that attacked him or why. More details as they emerge. Rabbid vs. Tiki-Boom – Rabbid is accompanied to the cage by Tick Tock. Tick Tock gives him an order to make an example out of him and Rabbid absolutely crushes Tiki Boom in record time. A single SPINE SMASHER and Tiki Boom is down. Tick Tock pulls out a microphone Tick Tock: Warhawk, last time we were out here, we were about to make The Messenger pay for his baseless accusations of myself and Rabbid. It sounds like you’re indisposed at the moment. Hahahahaha! We’ll finish our business with The Messenger later but, for now, this empty-headed individual will have to take his place. Tick tock, tick tock... You're time is coming... Rabbid picks Tiki-Boom up again and delivers another SPINE SMASHER and Tick Tock laughs uncontrollably. Backstage segment:Party Pirate is drunk in the back of the arena and is approached by Ken Po. Ken Po: My new master is impressed with your performance last week. He thought you’d mess it up like you have so many other opportunities in your life lately. Here’s your payment. Try not to spend it all in one night. Ken Po slaps down a Cred Card and begins to walk away before turning to say… Ken Po: You know, if you could kick the sauce you’d probably be a real threat to the IFC Grand Championship. My master might even think about putting you on his payroll. Party Pirate: I don’t understand, matey… Why pay me to win a match? I already get paid to fight. Ken Po: Straighten yourself out and maybe you can learn more. I’ll say this. My master is here for power and there’s a certain power that comes from preventing a crystal clear IFC Grand Championship title picture. Honest Abe vs. Squatch – Honest Abe immediately goes for the LINCOLN LOCK, trying to get the win as quickly as possible. Squatch powers out and hits Abe with a crushing MYTHBUSTER. What follows the fight-opening finisher flurry is a grueling back and forth battle between these two behemoths. The fans are on the edge of their seat, waiting for that final blow. A fifth MYTHBUSTER from Squatch is puts Abe down for the count and Squatch Meeting of the Sentinels of the Cosmos:Butterfly Haley Jean, Hollywood Gunn, Havoc Killbourne and Buck Tomkins make their way to the cage. The guys look pretty excited and are pointing, high-fiving and fist bumping the amped up crowd. The ladies definitely look a bit nervous about what is to come. The Sentinels teleport into the cage and the meeting begins. Celsius: Hollywood Gunn, you’ve got a mean right hook. I’d be happy to not feel that on my jaw again for a while. Comet: Havoc Killbourne, you have a lot of intensity and a lot of skill but you came up short. There’s no dishonor in losing to one of us Sentinels but it certainly makes our decision a lot harder to make. Fahrenheit: Buck Tomkins, I have a lot of respect for anyone that can take Saint Nick to the limit and you did just that. 9 times out of 10, he probably beats you but you capitalized on that one time. Well done. Comet: And last but not least, Butterfly Haley Jean… I’d be lying if I said you impressed me in our fight. I don’t know if the pressure was just too much but you didn’t seem to have an answer for any of my offense. Saint Nick: Haley Jean and Havoc Killbourne, you will NOT be joining the IFC at this time. Hollywood Gunn and Buck Tomkins, I expect big things from both of you and see no reason to hold either of you back from pushing toward that IFC Grand Championship belt. Both of you are officially joining the IFC roster and you will be fighting each other next week to see which of you will be moving one step closer to an IFC title shot. Meeting adjourned. Just as Saint Nick spoke those words, Punk A.D.’s music blared through the Box Office Arena. He came down to the cage with a microphone in his hand. Haley Jean tries to sneak out before he enters but he stops her. Punk A.D.: This microphone… in the hands of any of the other boys or girls in the back, it’s just a microphone… but in my hands, it’s like a steam pipe ready to burst. Sentinels, I know no one has had the balls to stand up to you four yet but I have a lot of things that I want to get off my chest. I don’t hate you guys. I don’t even dislike you. I like you four a hell of a lot more than most people in the back. I hate this idea that for some reason we’re supposed to believe that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the galaxy. I’m the best in the COSMOS! You guys are good at acting big and placing a lot of judgment on people like Havoc Killbourne and Haley Jean but guys like Hollywood Gunn, Buck Tomkins and… heck, even Squatch… have proven they’re better than you. I’m the best fighter in the cosmos and I have been since day one. I’ve been the best since before day one and after day one. Remember? I’m the guy who’s held titles in the past, present and future. But all that has gotten me is hatred from these fans. Havoc Killbourne, I’d like to offer you a spot in the Steam Punk Society. Havoc Killbourne hugs Punk A.D. and raises her hands in the air. Punk A.D.: Haley Jean, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You’re welcome to join us too. We’ll help you gain the edge that you so obviously need after last week’s performance. He hands her the microphone. Butterfly Haley Jean: No thank you. I’ll get here eventually. I just need to try a little bit harder next time. Punk A.D. grabs the mic out of her hands. Punk A.D.: Like I said, once in a lifetime opportunity. He motions his head toward Haley Jean and Havoc Killbourne attacks her mercilessly. Punk A.D.: Let me tell you fans a little story about these heroes of yours, the “Sentinels of the Cosmos”… Punk A.D.’s mic is cut off and the Sentinels teleport out of the cage. Hollywood Gunn and Buck Tomkins break up Havoc’s beatdown of Haley Jean and attack Punk A.D. Squatch comes running down to the cage and beats down both Gunn and Tomkins. Punk A.D., Squatch and Havoc Killbourne stand tall. Vincitor vs. Ratchet – The fight opens with a near knockout of both fighters as both connect with headkicks. Both fighters manage to make it back to their feet. Vincitor puts Ratchet on her back every chance he gets. Eventually the fight ends up back on the feet after Ratchet escapes a KINNIKU SPECIAL. She connects with a WRIST ROCKET and the fight is over. Hype MacLeod: What an insane night!!! And topping it all off is Ratchet moving on to fight Warhawk for the IFC Grand Championship. As always, IFC proves to be can’t miss television. You won’t want to miss a minute of the action next week. Until next time, fight fans…
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Post by The Konishoner on Dec 9, 2015 21:34:20 GMT -6
You continue the awesome stuff. I enjoyed the formation of the Steampunk Society. Wish I'd have thought of that. Ratchet vs. Warhawk should be a good one for the belt!
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Post by pikemojo on Jan 26, 2016 19:57:25 GMT -6
IFC 16 Preliminary Card:
Hype MacLeod: Welcome to IFC 16, fight fans. We are live in the Box Office Arena just about ready for this evening’s fights to begin. I’d like to take this moment to thank you fans who are tuning in on IFCnet. You are the most hardcore of hardcore fight fans in the galaxy and YOU make the IFC what it is today. La Cerdita vs. Comet – La Cerdita absolutely dominates Comet. Every time Comet tried a piece of offense, La Cerdita found a way to reverse it. La Cerdita finishes Comet with WHEN PIGS FLY. Krusher Khan vs. Yoko-Ohno – Two of the IFC’s heavy-hitters go at it and Krusher Khan comes out on top with an early SOVIET SICKLE. Interview: Scoop Muldoon: I’m here with Demtor the Mystic, a newcomer to the IFC cage. Demtor will be fighting Celsius next to make his way onto the IFC roster. Demtor, tell the IFC fans what we can expect from you. Demtor: The energies of the universe have pointed my presence toward the IFC cage. Fate has placed me here and destiny will carry me through. My path to the IFC cage has not been a peaceful one. Thousands of battles – both physical and mental – have led me to the to the precipice of a kaleidoscope of different potential futures. Some futures are the thing of nightmares and some destined to be nothing but fantasy. The fate of a million suns and moons rests on my shoulders. Can any man be equal to such a task? Above all… can I? Scoop Muldoon: You should speak with The Messenger. I think the two of you could be good friends. Demtor: I am aware of The Messenger. I have encountered his presence on the astral plain. I sense a dark aura surrounding you. You should speak with The Messenger. I believe he can assist your metaphysical healing… if you are open to it. Scoop Muldoon: Thanks, Demtor. I’ll keep that in mind. You’ve got a fight to get to. Demtor walks off camera toward the arena entrance. Scoop Muldoon: What the heck is going on around here!?! Celsius vs. Demtor – Celsius rocks Demtor early with a ZERO HOUR but Demtor lifts himself from the mat. A few moments later Demtor connects with THE SUMMONING. The crowd erupts at the spectacular show of mystical power but Celsius is able to get back to his feet. That wasn’t the last of Demtor’s spectacular offense. Celsius goes back to ZERO HOUR multiple times, never able to keep Demtor down. Demtor manages a4 more SUMMONINGs before he is able to keep Celsius down for the 10 count. Best of seven series: Bien Vestido vs. El Halcon – Bien Vestido leads this series at 2-1. El Halcon starts the match in control but Bien Vestido seems determined to maintain his series lead. After some solid back and forth action, a Tiger Feint Kick knocks El Halcon silly. The best of seven series is looking like it is Bien Vestido’s as he needs just one more win to take it all. Main Card:
Hype MacLeod: If you’re just tuning in, you’ve already missed the fourth fight of the best of seven series between our resident luchadores, Bien Vestido and El Halcon. We still have some amazing fights ahead so let’s get to the action. Backstage segment: The Messenger walks up to Scoop Muldoon, who is doing a bit of research for an interview later in the night. The Messenger: I am here to speak with your about what happened. Scoop Muldoon: Even if I wanted to talk to you about it, I don’t remember a thing. Let’s not waste each other’s time. The Messenger: I believe that I can remove the mental blocks that seem to have been put in place, allowing you to remember what happened and hopefully what you were planning to reveal about Tick Tock and Rabbid. Scoop Muldoon: Are you serious? I don’t know… I don’t know if I even want to remember at this point. Suddenly The Messenger reaches out and places his hand onto the forehead of Scoop Muldoon. Scoop falls to his knees, mouth agape, no sound escaping. When The Messenger releases his hold, Scoop falls over and instantly asleep. The Messenger: I have a fight up next but I will check back on you later. The Messenger walks out of the room and locks the door behind him.Rabbid vs. The Messenger – The Messenger takes the fight right to Rabbid and a quick LAST RITES takes Rabbid down for the count. Tick Tock immediately jumps into the cage and wraps a chain through the door, locking the cage from the inside. Rabbid sits up, having faked the KO. He picks The Messenger into the air and delivers a crushing SPINE SMASHER. Bull Hammer tries to stop him but Tick Tock delivers a swift kick to the groin. Rabbid delivers another SPINE SMASHER while Tick Tock laughs maniacally. Warhawk comes running down to try to make the save but can’t get into the cage. He climbs the walls and onto the top of the cage, still trying to muscle his way in. He manages to find a weak spot and starts pulling the chain link away from the structure. Tick Tock holds a device into the air, pushes a button and he and Rabbid disappear. We go backstage while security and medical personnel try to tend to The Messenger. Backstage segment: El Pikador: THIS is your plan? I thought you actually had something… Death Star: Duh… The best way to get a bully to leave you alone is to stand up to him. El Pikador: I don’t think Bobcat Jack is a bully. We hit him in the head with a cinder block. He’s just a pissed off dude. Death Star: Well… beat him up and tell him to leave me… errr… us alone. El Pikador: OK… You used to fight alongside him. Any advice? Death Star: Typically I’d tell you to not piss him off but I think we’re a little late for that. I guess… try not to get hit. El Pikador: *sigh* Hollywood Gunn vs. Buck Tomkins – Per the Sentinels of the Cosmos command last week, this fight will determine a #1 contender for the IFC Grand Championship. Saint Nick was so impressed with these two fighters that he wanted to fast track one of them to a title shot. Hollywood Gunn manages to keep Buck Tomkins off balance with his fancy footwork and devastating punches. Tomkins can’t seem to get a lick of offense going until he ropes Hollywood Gunn with a THUNDERING STAMPEDE. Gunn clutches at his face but this is a man that has been hit with some of the hardest punches in the galaxy. It’ll take more than a single knee shot to put him down. Buck starts to pick up steam and Hollywood Gunn keeps going back to the same well over and over, becoming more predictable with each punch. After a 3rd THUNDERING STAMPEDE, Hollywood Gunn is down for the count. Buck celebrates by whipping his lasso around referee Bull Hammer who doesn’t seem to be entertained by Buck’s antics. Interview: Ken Po: I’m supposed to be meeting Scoop Muldoon here for an interview but that skinny little weakling had the gall to no-show ME!?! Listen, I’m here to put the IFC on notice. My master has the power. Soon he’ll have ALL the power in the galaxy. I went from being a loser with Sonny Onoo, never getting the fights that I’ve wanted, to NOW I get what I want. I get what I want because I honorably serve the one that has the power. My success is a part of his success and I will continue to follow HIS plan at all costs. Bobcat Jack vs. El Pikador – El Pikador attempts to shake Jack’s hand but Jack nails El Pikador with a Solar Plexus Strike. El Pikador falls like a sack of potatoes but Jack picks him back up to continue the beating. He doesn’t let up and a few SUPERMAN PUNCHES later, El Pikador is seeing stars. Hype MacLeod: Ladies and gentlemen, we are unsure of the reason but Scoop Muldoon seems to have left the Box Office Arena. I’ll be fulfilling his interview duties for the remainder of the show. I’m here with a new faction within the IFC locker room, the Steam Punk Society. Tell me, Punk A.D., what is your mission within the IFC? Punk A.D.: I’m not going to sit here and say that we’re here to take over or any other (bleep) like that. We’re here because we’re pissed off. We’re pissed off at how the Sentinels of the Cosmos rule over the fighters of the IFC. We’re pissed off at the fans for cheering for who they are told to cheer for. And we’re pissed off because of all the fighters in the IFC locker room allowing it to happen. Every single one of them has been disrespected and every single one of them is still begging for the affection of the fans and begging for the IFC match makers to grant them a precious title shot. Tell ‘em, Havoc. Havoc Killbourne: YEAH!!! Think for yourselves!!! Squatch: You all saw Saint Nick refuse to shake my hand… like he had no time for me. His time is so important that he can’t bother to shake the hand of the guy that is poised to dominate this entire roster of fighters through sheer brute strength. Oh, you’d better believe I’m gunning for the IFC Grand Championship that Warhawk has around his waist. But the Sentinels aren’t going to like what I’m going to do with it when I get it. Havoc Killbourne: YEAH!!! The Steam Punk Society walks off camera, Havoc spitting into the camera lens as she walks by.IFC Grand Championship: Warhawk vs. Ratchet – Warhawk opens the fight with a quick and deadly Tomahawk Chop that nearly gets him the win. Ratchet manages to get back to her feet and fumbles through the next few minutes, not taking much damage but not able to land a thing. Warhawk puts her down again with a WAR DANCE. Still not enough to take the fight out of IFC’s resident underdog. Ratchet seems to come alive gets hit with another WAR DANCE and she’s out. Warhawk retains the IFC Grand Championship. Hype MacLeod: That’s it, ladies and gents. Warhawk is STILL the IFC Grand Champion and his next challenge will come at the hands of IFC newcomer, Buck Tomkins. That’s sure to be a barnburner. I’m told both fighters will be given a few weeks to get into the best shape possible but you won’t want to miss future contenders being made next week. Until next time, fight fans…
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Post by The Konishoner on Jan 26, 2016 23:22:53 GMT -6
You have some great singles going here. I'm enjoying the character fleshing you do and the stories your telling. Glad to see you post this very good read.
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Post by pikemojo on Mar 5, 2023 14:23:35 GMT -6
IFC 17 Preliminary Card:Hype MacLeod: Welcome to IFC 17, fight fans. I’m Hype MacLeod and I’m as excited as ever for the fights ahead tonight. But first I have an announcement from the Sentinels of the Cosmos. After the events of last week, with The Messenger being trapped inside a cage at the mercy of Tick Tock and Rabbid, IFC fights will no longer be contested inside the steel cage structure. Fights will take place in a square ring. Some fight fans will likely be upset but this but we have to be looking out for the safety of our fighters. We will also have an update on the health of The Messenger from Saint Nick himself later on. But for now, let’s get to the fights. Hollywood Gunn vs. Rocky – Hollywood Gunn missed out on his chance at a title in a losing effort against Buck Thompkins last week but tonight he is out to prove that he is the best boxer in the IFC. Gunn comes out firing but Rocky manages to block, dodge or absorb everything he has. Suddenly Rocky fires a SUPER COMBO KO and Hollywood Gunn goes down in a heap. Honest Abe vs. Krusher Khan – After hitting a bit of a slump the past few weeks, Abe is looking ready to get back on the winning path against Krusher Khan. At the ring of the bell Abe immediately shoots for the quick takedown but then switches around to Khan’s back. He latches his long arms around Khan’s shoulders and neck and cranks down on the LINCOLN LOCK for the quick victory. Ken Po walks down to the ring with a microphone. Ken Po: My master has set up the next fight as a sort of test for Party Pirate. Party Pirate swears he has kicked the sauce and wants to join our growing army. We believe him but need to be sure. My master has also arranged for the deportation of Sonny Onoo. He is on his way back to Earth as we speak. Yoko-Ohno will have to fight all by himself this week. Gentlemen, let’s get this fight started. Party Pirate vs. Yoko-Ohno – After a quick rumble Party Pirate connects with a PARTY PUNCH, dazing Yoko-Ohno but not quite putting him down. Party Pirate leaps in, trying for various submissions but never quite getting them fully locked in. On the break he delivers another PARTY PUNCH but still no dice. Yoko-Ohno manages to slam Party Pirate to the ground and crushes him with a Jumping Knee Drop. From that point on, the fight was all Yoko and a BONZAI SPLASH a minute later finished the job. Ken Po is shown shaking his head and walking off. He turns his mic back on before exiting the stage… Ken Po: The Master will not be pleased with your performance, Party Pirate. He will arrive next week to address you and the IFC viewing audience. Meeting of the Sentinels of the Cosmos: Demtor & La Cerdita walk to the ring, Demtor very stoic and La Cerdita appearing quite giddy. She high-fives fans the whole way down. Once both are in the ring, the Sentinels teleport into the ring at all four corners. Celsius: Demtor, you not only defeated me in the IFC cage last week, you showed skills many IFC fans never knew existed, much less witnessed in IFC combat. Comet: La Cerdita, you and I may be more similar than I initially would have thought. Without a doubt you are a warrior and the way you were able to control our fight and ultimately defeat me is more than worthy of our respect. Saint Nick: Demtor, La Cerdita… You are both accepted into the IFC ranks. Welcome. We expect you will both be worthy competitors. La Cerdita squeels with joy while Demtor simply gives a single nod. The Sentinels teleport out of the ring as we head to our main card for the evening. Main Card: Hype MacLeod: Welcome, IFC fans, to another amazing IFC event. If you’re just joining us now for the IFC 17 main card, you’ve already missed out on a ton of awesome IFC action! The IFC 17 preliminary card aired on IFCnet and culminated with Demtor and La Cerdita joining the IFC ranks. But the night doesn’t end there. We have four awesome fights lined up for you including another fight in the Bien Vestido/El Halcon best of seven series. But first up we have Vincitor vs. Punk A.D. Vincitor vs. Punk A.D. – Vincitor looks to have Punk A.D.’s number, tossing him around like a ragdoll during the opening minutes of the match but a SONIC BOOM KICK from out of nowhere knocks Vincitor clean out. Interview: Scoop Muldoon: I’m here with a few questions for good old Saint Nick. Scoop gives Nick a big cheesy smile but Saint Nick does not reciprocate. Scoop Muldoon: I asked for your time today to try to clear up a few things for the IFC fans at home and in attendance here tonight. First off, could you give us an update on The Messenger after the beating Rabbid put on him last week? Saint Nick: Yes, The Messenger was hurt but he was not broken. Scoop Muldoon: So no broken bones at all? That’s amazing! I thought for sure… Saint Nick: Broken bones don’t mean a broken man. The Messenger likely has broken ribs but he would never show it and he has always healed quickly. We will give him a few weeks off but it won’t be long before you see him back in the IFC ring. Scoop Muldoon: My next question is, what’s next for Rabbid and Tick Tock? They can’t just do that to someone and get away with it, can they? Saint Nick: Of course not. They will not get away with this… but I will not let them flee. They will be suspended… Scoop Muldoon: That’s it!?! A suspension! Saint Nick: They will be suspended above the IFC ring for the next three weeks. They will then be put through a gauntlet of the toughest fights I can think of. THAT will be suitable punishment. Scoop Muldoon: One more thing… Saint Nick: That is all. Best of Seven Series: Bien Vestido vs. El Halcon – Bien Vestido leads the series at 3-1. Bien Vestido seems set on proving his dominance. He comes in quick and it isn’t long before he has slammed El Halcon to the mat with the AZTEC SUPLEX, leaving El Halcon writhing in pain. Bien Vestido wins the fight and the series 4-1. Bien Vestido high-fives the fans at ringside. As El Halcon seems to be coming to his senses, Saint Nick and the Sentinels of the Cosmos teleport into the ring. Saint Nick: Bien Vestido! Congratulations on your entrance into the IFC. I expect you will continue to prove yourself worthy. El Halcon… unfortunately you have proven yourself unworthy of your entrance to the IFC at this time. You’re an exciting fighter but the IFC only has room for the best of the best. Do you wish to return to the material world or would you prefer to try your luck in a different vector? El Halcon just hangs his head. Saint Nick: The material world it is. El Halcon teleports out of the ring and back to Vector 3, the material world to try his luck building up his fight resume. Soon after the Sentinels teleport out of the ring as well. Death Star and El Pikador are in their dressing room talking. El Pikador’s jaw is wired shut after the multiple SUPERMAN PUNCHES delivered by Bobcat Jack last week. Death Star: OK, so Plan A didn’t go quite as well as predicted. El Pikador: Mmmm hmmmmmmm… Death Star: Shhh… Don’t interrupt my thought process. OK, where was I? Bobcat Jack should be our bud. He likes to call people bub. Your match with him was a dud. French fries are made of spuds. To earn Jack’s respect we must draw his blood. El Pikador: Hmmm? Death Star: I said SHUT UP! In a one-on-one match, I’m likely to piss him off even more. So how do I beat him up, earn his respect back and get him to join our jolly gang? Bobcat Jack kicks in the dressing room door. Bobcat Jack: Enough of your stupid schemes. I’ve talked to the Sentinels of the Cosmos and you and I have a fight up next. Get to the ring, bub! Bobcat Jack vs. Death Star – Death Star offers a handshake to Bobcat Jack to start the fight. Jack just growls back at Death Star. Casual IFC viewers might have expected Bobcat Jack to roll right through Death Star but Death Star is no slouch, even if he is something of a joke. His mouth never stops moving throughout this fight and he is faring quite well, reversing a lot of Bobcat Jack’s best moves. He can be heard saying, “See, I know your every move. I don’t know why you don’t believe that we were friends. Let’s stop fighting and go get some chimichangas.” Again the only sound to come from Bobcat Jack is guttural growls. Death Star apparently takes that as a hard “no” to the friendship and soon after lays Bobcat Jack out with a DEATH MARCH. Death Star is your (unlikely) winner. Interview: Hype MacLeod: I’m here with my good friend and colleague, Scoop Muldoon. Scoop is here to come clean about his experience during his kidnapping as well as a few other things. Scoop, the microphone is all yours. Scoop Muldoon: Thanks, Hype. You know, The Messenger had locked me in a room backstage after removing the mental block from my mind. He did it for my safety. He had no clue what was to come. I was locked in that room backstage for days. He provided food and water. Those few days gave me a lot of time to think this over. Do I really want to put myself out there? Do I even want to reveal this secret to the world anymore? Is it worth it? I’ve come to the conclusion that, yes, doing the right thing is worth it. And now that Saint Nick has suspended both Tick Tock and Rabbid, I can hopefully feel a little at ease. What I found out was truly shocking… Tick Tock was actually a scientist on this piece of floating rock years ago. He had been hiding here due to his experiments’ illegal nature. Everything he did was in violation of intergalactic laws. There was some sort of failed experiment that caused the ooze beneath this here arena. That ooze did indeed create Rabbid. For some reason Rabbid has sided with the man that turned him into that monster but I can’t figure out why. Why the IFC asked me to cover things up with that fake scientist, I also have no idea. I just hope that the fans can forgive me for even considering trying to deceive them. I will return to my journalistic roots to try to find the truth at all times. Hype MacLeod: What about your kidnappers? Scoop Muldoon: I may never know. There were two of them. They both wore dark masks. I was pretty drugged up but I don’t believe that it was Tick Tock or Rabbid. To my knowledge I’ve never heard Rabbid talk and both of these guys were talking… so much it makes my head hurt just thinking about it. And, as for Tick Tock, these guys just seemed too disorganized to be him. He’s an evil genius if there ever was one. Hype MacLeod: Well, friend, I’m sure glad you are OK. If and when you learn more about this situation or any other big scoops, I hope you’ll share it with the IFC fans. Scoop Muldoon: You know I will! Ratchet vs. Squatch – Ratchet fought hard against Warhawk last week. She ultimately came up short but she wanted to get back in the ring and asked for the best fight that IFC matchmakers could give her. She’ll have her hands full with the Steam Punk Society’s resident monster, Squatch! Ratchet gave this fight everything she had in her but Squatch always had a little more. Both fighters connect with their finishers many times throughout the fight but it is Squatch’s MYTHBUSTER that ultimately ends it. Both fighters are walking away bloodied and bruised but only Squatch is walking away the winner. Hype MacLeod: What a night!!! My mind is bouncing all over the place from Scoop to Death Star to whatever or whoever the heck Ken Po is talking about to the awesome main event we just saw. IFC 17 has been a real treat to call. IFC 18 is sure to be just as exciting. You won’t want to miss it. Until next time, fight fans! Just as the show is about to go off the air, Scoop pops back on the screen. Scoop Muldoon: Wait! Hype, the IFC fans need to see this video I’ve obtained from an anonymous source in the cosmos. He plays a video. We see The Messenger meeting with Saint Nick. Nick does not appear to be in a good mood… does he ever? Saint Nick: I came as soon as I could, you wished to speak in private? Messenger: Yes. I have received an urgent message from (static) regarding (more static)…Saint Nick: We are not to speak of it. Messenger: Understood, but his message was a dire one. “Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.” Saint Nick looks down to the ground and walks off in one direction while Messenger walks in the other. And with that IFC 17 goes off the air.
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Post by Crimson Cross on Mar 5, 2023 14:45:51 GMT -6
IFC 17 is a great return event, I'm looking forward to more action...
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Post by pikemojo on Mar 5, 2023 15:55:57 GMT -6
IFC 17 is a great return event, I'm looking forward to more action... Thanks, CC!
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Post by jjaconetti on Mar 5, 2023 19:46:04 GMT -6
glad to see you are back
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Post by pikemojo on Mar 14, 2023 12:56:54 GMT -6
IFC 18 Preliminary Card: Hype MacLeod: IFC 18 starts now! We have a jam-packed night of fights for you fans but first we have to address the elephant in the room. The camera pans up to see two cages hanging above the ring, just big enough for Tick Tock and Rabbid to stand up.Hype MacLeod: That’s right, this week begins the punishment of Tick Tock and Rabbid as Saint Nick handed down last week. Both Tick Tock and Rabbid will remain locked in these suspended cages for the next three weeks. After that, they will be facing some tough fights. There’s a lot of fight fans who felt their punishments should have been a banishment from IFC but Saint Nick felt this would be more severe and impactful. I’m sure I speak for us all when I say I look forward to seeing them face their punishment. But let’s get to the action, fight fans! We have Demtor and La Cerdita making their debuts as official members of the IFC roster and a whole lot more! La Cerdita vs. Tiki Boom – A quick match sees Tiki Boom get an easy victory over the IFC newcomer. Tiki Boom’s BOOM SHAKA-LAKA spells the end for La Cerdita. Backstage, a mysterious sunglasses-clad individual is shown handing Ratchet a non-descript package. He doesn’t say anything, just turns and walks away. She is left holding the package with a puzzled look on her face.
Demtor vs. Rocky – This is a wild fight for the IFC fans. What a contrast in styles! Rocky has huge heart to try to take his simple (but usually quite effective) punches into battle against someone like Demtor. Rocky is hit with lightning, water and THE SUMMONING dragon blasts. Then, when he’s least expecting it, Demtor even hits Rocky with a boot to the groin. Even referee Bull Hammer doesn’t seem to know what to do so he just lets the fight continue. Eventually it’s all just to much for him and he succumbs to THE SUMMONING. Demtor wins again! Vincitor vs. Krusher Khan – Vincitor and Krusher Khan put on a main event worthy fight. Tons of back and forth action. Despite all of the back and forth offense, Khan is never able to connect with a SOVIET SICKLE but Vincitor is able to repeatedly use the KINNIKU SPECIAL to wear down his opponent. In the end, Krusher Khan is caught in the KINNIKU SPECIAL. He refuses to tap but eventually just goes unconscious. Wow! What a fight! Main Card: Hype MacLeod: We are live! Ken Po cuts off Hype MacLeod’s usual introduction. He’s holding a microphone as he walks down the aisle to the ring. Ken Po: Will you shut up already Hype? We don’t need to hear you ramble on and on at the beginning of every episode. And all you fans can shut your traps as well. I have someone very important and powerful to introduce you to. You can thank me later. Ladies and gentlemen… and I use both of those terms VERY loosely… Let me introduce you to my master, advisor and teacher… PowerMonger!!! PowerMonger makes his way to the ring flanked by two of the ugliest creatures the IFC audience have seen on their screens yet. PowerMonger: Yes, thank you, Ken Po. You’ve served me well. And soon this entire company and viewing audience will be on their knees in servitude the PowerMonger empire. My power has stretched from the wrestling mats of Madrid, Spain, to the MMA cages in the United States all the way to the boardrooms and intergalactic stock exchanges. My power knows no bounds and it continues to grow. You can all see two very interesting individuals by my side. They may be men of few words but Muck and Stretchrrrr have served me for some time. And despite his poor record in the ring, Ken Po has served me well. One person who has NOT lived up to his potential is a Mr. Party Pirate. Please come down to the ring. With his head hung, Party Pirate walks to the ring and stands in front of PowerMonger and Ken Po. PowerMonger: Party Pirate, to say you’re a drunken, pathetic, poor excuse for a fighter would be giving you more praise than you’re worth. Your fights are sloppier than your personal life. To be a part of PMInc. you have to live up to a certain standard. I’m a reasonable man. I don’t expect anyone to win every single fight. But when you look like a sack of crap with no drive or attempts to improve, then frankly I just lose interest in you. Ken Po has asked me to give you one more shot to prove yourself to me. If you fail, I will throw you to the curb. Party Pirate: I understand. He looks exhausted and dejected. PowerMonger: Now get out of my sight! You disgust me. The next person I would like to speak with is Demtor. Hype MacLeod is overheard on the broadcast quietly speaking to Scoop Muldoon. Hype: Geez… This guy is taking over the entire show. The crowd is completely losing interest. Why aren’t Saint Nick or any of the Sentinels putting a stop to this? Demtor makes his way into the ring. PowerMonger: Is what you told us true? Demtor: Of course, my lord. PowerMonger: Then I call out the Sentinels of the 5th Vector, Alexander and Connor! Saint Nick, Alexander and Connor appear in the ring. Saint Nick: PowerMonger! I have heard of your dealings around the cosmos. You are playing a dangerous game by allowing the 5th Vector to become known. The 5th realm is filled with creatures made entirely of evil energy. PowerMonger: I have no interest in those creatures at this time. All I want right now is for your two boys over there to take on my minions so that they become official fighters in the IFC. Are you two up for getting trounced? Connor: Listen, we’re the Second Realm Saints and we don’t backdown from a challenge. Alexander: We don’t lose neither. You’re on! Saint Nick: This will not end well, PowerMonger. Not for you. Not for the IFC. And I fear, not for the fate of the cosmos. Connor vs. Stretchrrrr – Connor wipes the floor with Stretchrrrr and finishes him quickly and easily with the KILL STROKE. Alexander vs. Muck – Muck manages to control the majority of this long fight but Alexander had some great flurries of offense. Both men found themselves in trouble at various points in the fight. The end comes after a surprisingly fast flurry of filthy strikes from Muck. Alexander is unable to recover. Ratchet vs. Hollywood Gunn – Hollywood Gunn throws a flurry of punches at Ratchet and just doesn’t let up. After a HOLLYWOOD KO Ratchet was nearly out but she somehow gets to her feet. Hollywood Gunn mercifully hits her with a body blow that puts her down. This time she’s unable to get back up. Backstage Bobcat Jack is getting ready for his main event fight. Death Star and Pikador walk up. Bobcat Jack: Not a chance! Scram! Death Star: What!?! Your two best friends are here to accompany you to your main event fight! Bobcat Jack: I don’t have any friends. Death Star: That’s ridiculous. We’re here, aren’t we? Plus, I bet I can find some of our other friends from the past. Bobcat Jack: I don’t give a rip what you do but leave me out of it. I’ve got a fight. Jack turns to make his way to the ring. Death Star and El Pikador start to follow but he turns and scares them off. Bobcat Jack vs. Yoko-Onho – Yoko-Ohno takes control in the early moments of the match but the tides quickly shift into Bobcat Jack’s favor. He rattles off 3 SUPERMAN PUNCHES and Yoko-Ohno is down for the count. Bobcat Jack gets back on the winning path after last week’s loss to Death Star.
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Post by The Konishoner on Mar 15, 2023 23:01:27 GMT -6
It's been a while, but nice to see you back. I like where this is going. Great action here.
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