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Post by pikemojo on Mar 16, 2023 12:47:14 GMT -6
It's been a while, but nice to see you back. I like where this is going. Great action here. lol, it certainly had been. I had to read back through the booklets and my past results before I could get back to feeling like I could write for it again. It's definitely been fun to get back to it though!
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Post by pikemojo on Apr 19, 2023 19:56:34 GMT -6
IFC 19 Hype MacLeod: Hello and welcome, fight fans! We are back here are the Box Office Arena for IFC 19. As always, I am your host, Hype MacLeod and we have some exciting news to start tonight’s broadcast! Last week we were introduced to PowerMonger. Our own Scoop Muldoon has informed us that PowerMonger is a titan of industry, an incredibly wealthy business magnate. His intentions in IFC are not yet completely clear but we have found out that he has purchased the cosmos-wide streaming rights to all IFC broadcasts so IFCnet will no longer play host to the preliminary portion of each IFC event. From now on, the preliminary card will be rolled right into the main card as one single full show, all of which will air exclusively on PMTV! That part is very exciting! But, what we have to wonder is whether or not this was the ONLY reason for PowerMonger and his goons to come to IFC or if he has further, possibly sinister motives. You fans know where to watch to find out! And as a reminder, we still have Tick Tock and Rabbid suspended above the IFC ring. Let’s get to the action, fight fans! Sentinel Challenge: X’ian vs. Alexander – Alexander wins a quick fight after the EXECUTIONER. X’ian never even gets his offense going. Hollywood Gunn vs. Tiki Boom – Hollywood Gunn and Tiki Boom get the crowd to their feet with an awesome back and forth contest. The HOLLYWOOD KO gets knocks out Tiki Boom in the corner. Referee Bull Hammer calls the fight off while Tiki Boom is still leaning motionless on the ropes. Ken Po vs. La Cerdita – Ken Po is accompanied to the ring by Party Pirate. Halfway down the entrance ramp he tells Party Pirate to sit down and learn something from this fight. Party Pirate reluctantly sits down and watches the fight. Ken Po pulls through with a worthy performance against the IFC newcomer, pulling off the victory after a RYUKEN. Interview w/ Mr. Ion before his fight
Scoop Muldoon: Scoop here, with another fighter looking to enter the IFC. Mr. Ion will be challenging Comet shortly. Tell me, Mr. Ion, what can we expect from you here in IFC? Mr. Ion: Yes, citizen… It is I… MISTER ION! Scoop: I just said that… Mr. Ion: I am here in the Intergalactic Fight Club to ward off the evil doers that threaten the peace of the cosmos. Scoop: Well we certainly have our fair share of evil doers around here. Any specific baddies you have your sights set on? Mr. Ion: Evil comes in many shapes and sizes. Sometimes hidden… But I, MISTER ION, will root out evil and remove it from the IFC. Wherever evil shows its ugly face, I’ll be there! Sentinel Challenge: Mr. Ion vs. Comet – Comet charges forward as soon as the bell rings sending Mr. Ion reeling. Moments later Mr. Ion mounts a comeback and slams Comet to the mat with a GAMMA SLAM. Death Star vs. Party Pirate – Party Pirate makes his way to the ring flanked by Ken Po. As the fight gets underway, Ken Po shouts instructions to the visibly irritated buccaneer. Party Pirate wins a super fast fight with the PARTY PUNCH. After the fight, Party Pirate grabs a drink offered to him by a fan at ringside. Ken Po slaps the drink out of his hand and shoves him toward the back. The Messenger vs. Demtor – The rib injury The Messenger sustained from Rabbid a few weeks ago resurfaced early in this fight. He still manages to put up an incredible fight and nearly finishes Demtor numerous times. It takes Demtor using some sort of mystic mind control technique to simply hold him to the mat for the referee’s 10-count. Meeting of the Sentinels of the Cosmos:
Stretchrrrr and Muck are standing alone in the center of the IFC ring when Comet, Celsius, Fahrenheit, Alexander and Connor teleport into the ring around them.
Comet: Saint Nick will not be joining us tonight. He is making final preparations for our annual trip around the cosmos. Alexander, Connor, what are your recommendations on Muck and Stretchrrrr? Alexander: Muck, I don’t know what you are. You’re one ugly sonnuva (BLEEP) but there’s no doubt you belong in the IFC ring after beating me. Connor: And Stretchrrrr, you kinda looked like a sack of (BLEEP) but I’m inclined to give you another shot. Comet, Celsius and Fahrenheit: WHAT!?! Connor: I mean, what’s the worst that could happen. I kicked his (BLEEP) once, I can kick his (BLEEP) again. Comet: OK, against my better judgment… I really hope I don’t hear about this later from Saint Nick… Muck, Stretchrrrr, welcome to the IFC. It only gets harder from here. Muck and Stretchrrrr turn toward the back to see PowerMonger standing at the top of the entrance ramp nodding his head. Bien Vestido vs. Punk A.D. – Both Havoc Killbourne and Squatch accompany Punk A.D. to the ring. The match gets underway and Bien Vestido is bouncing off the ropes back and forth. When Punk A.D. engages, Bien Vestido ducks under and surprises the time traveler with an AZTEC SUPLEX for the win. Havoc Killbourne and Squatch are stunned at the quick defeat of their leader but when they fully realize what just happened, they swarm the ring. Bien Vestido quickly scoots out of the ring to avoid the fight beatdown. Honest Abe vs. Krusher Khan – Abe controls the fight from bell to bell, alternating between his presidential level grappling skills and down and dirty bare knuckle boxing Just like his previous fight, Khan refused to tap and preferred to pass out from the pain of the LINCOLN LOCK.
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Post by jjaconetti on Apr 21, 2023 15:35:13 GMT -6
Good stuff. Nice to have you posting again
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Post by pikemojo on Aug 17, 2023 13:38:23 GMT -6
IFC 20 The show opens with a recap video showing Tick Tock and Rabbid’s beatdown of The Messenger and Saint Nick handing down their punishment, a suspension above the IFC ring for three weeks. We are then shown a live shot of them STILL hanging up there in the cages. Rabbid pounds at the bars until Tick Tock yells “Will you shut up already!” Party Pirate vs. Squatch – Ken Po watches the fight from the top of the entrance ramp. Party Pirate shocks the cosmos with an impressive showing against Squatch. He knocks out the big man from Parts Unknown with the PARTY PUNCH but doesn’t celebrate as he usually would. He simply walks back toward Ken Po. Ken Po nods his head and wraps his arm around Party Pirate’s shoulders. Winner: Party Pirate We see are shown a clip from what was intended to be a secret meeting. After hearing The Messenger deliver the “Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum.” Message to Saint Nick, Honest Abe meets with Saint Nick and pledges his allegiance in whatever this coming fight might be. “If the message is to prepare for war, then I’ll start building an army for you.” Rocky vs. Ratchet – Rocky and Ratchet battle back and forth, never backing down. Ultimately it was a SUPER COMBO KO from Rocky spelled the end for Ratchet. Winner: Rocky Bien Vestido vs. Ken Po – Ken Po has Party Pirate sit on the entrance ramp to watch his fight again. An early leg injury sees Bien Vestido hobbled. He continues to fight but when he’s hit with a RYUKEN, he’s unable to meet the referee’s 10-count. Ken Po wins, points at Party Pirate and yells, “That’s what we’re looking for!” Winner: Ken Po Backstage we see Death Star and El Pikador come up to Party Pirate trying to befriend him. He gives Death Star a drink of his Captain Jack. Death Star spits it out.
Death Star: How do you drink that stuff. Party Pirate: That’s my party juice, man. El Pikador murmurs: This doesn’t look like much of a party… Party Pirate clenches his fist and readies for a fight. El Pikador cowers and covers his jaw, remembering the recent injury.
Death Star: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, tiger! Listen, I know you’re aligned with Power Monger and Ken Po but they’re no fun. Put down that bottle, let’s have some REAL fun! Demtor vs. El Pikador – Death Star accompanies El Pikador to the ring. Demtor controls the action with his usual magic. When Demtor appeared to be nearing victory, Death Star jumped up into the ring and kicked Demtor square in the mystic’s jewels. It all happens in plain view of referee Bull Hammer, leaving him no choice but to disqualify El Pikador. Winner: Demtor El Pikador: Why’d you do that!?! Death Star: He was going to beat you. El Pikador: And now I lost by disqualification. Death Star: Beats another broken jaw though, doesn’t it? El Pikador shrugs, seems satisfied with that answer and the two oddballs walk off with Party Pirate in tow.
Stretchrrrr vs. Tiki Boom – Great back and forth action from these two. Both are able to survive near defeat but a Hawaiian Punch puts Stretchrrrr down and gives Tiki Boom the victory. Winner: Tiki Boom Meeting of the Sentinels of the Cosmos:
X’ian and Mr. Ion are standing in the center of the IFC ring, staring daggers at each other. All six Sentinels teleport into the ring around them.
Saint Nick: We are going to make this quick. This is a very busy time of year for Comet and I. Mr. Ion, we were all very impressed with your performance against Comet. X’ian, you frankly fell flat on your face against Alexander. Mr. Ion, welcome to the IFC. X’ian, you’ll have to earn your way back from Draco for another chance here. X’ian is teleported from the ring while Mr. Ion shakes Saint Nick and Comet’s hands.
Punk A.D. vs. La Cerdita – La Cerdita puts up an awesome fight but Punk A.D. is able to get the hard fought victory after the SONIC BOOM KICK. Winner: Punk A.D. We are shown footage of Death Star, El Pikador and Party Pirate leaving the arena. Party Pirate throws his bottle of “party juice” over his shoulder and we see it smash onto the ground.
Krusher Khan vs. The Messenger – In The Messenger’s first fight back after his injury at the hands of Rabbid, he fights like a man on a mission! Krusher Khan finds himself seeing stars after The Messenger’s LAST RITES. Winner: The Messenger Footage is shown of Buck Tomkins’ training for his upcoming title fight. He splits time between working with his cattle on Tomkins Ranch in El Prado and punching, kicking and slamming his home made training dummies.
Vincitor vs. Hollywood Gunn – Hollywood Gunn opens the main event fight with a HOLLYWOOD KO and it 100% lives up to its name. Vincitor is out cold. Winner: Hollywood Gunn
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Post by Crimson Cross on Aug 17, 2023 14:42:32 GMT -6
Great to see you're back to posting your results...
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Post by pikemojo on Aug 17, 2023 15:37:34 GMT -6
Great to see you're back to posting your results... Thanks! Realistically I will probably go in and out with them. I'd like to post more consistently but life has a way of keeping me too busy for all of my hobbies. I'm trying to find a way to make it a little faster and more enjoyable for myself. This game is really great for matches playing out quickly though! It's the booking and storylines that take a little more thought, planning and time but those are also some of the elements I enjoy the most so I can't give those up in favor of just running matches. So the reality is I may be slow to post at times.
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Post by Crimson Cross on Aug 17, 2023 16:03:29 GMT -6
Do what you can with posting, having fun with the game is key and post when you can...
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Post by jjaconetti on Aug 19, 2023 10:24:57 GMT -6
You post whenever it works for you. We all know how crazy life can get.
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Post by pikemojo on Aug 22, 2023 9:54:18 GMT -6
IFC 21 The show opens with Rabbid and Tick Tock being lowered from the top of the arena. They are met in the center of the ring by Saint Nick, Comet, Celsius, Fahrenheit, Alexander and Connor.
Saint Nick: But this is where the real punishments will begin. Tick Tock will be facing the dominant Squatch, Bobcat Jack, Death Star, Yoko Ohno and Muck over the next 5 weeks and Rabbid will have to face each of the Sentinels of the Cosmos. Stretchrrrr vs. Death Star – Death Star is accompanied to the ring by El Pikador and Party Pirate. Death Star is barely paying attention to the fight with his old and new friends at ringside, constantly making jokes. The three of them are having a good time. Stretchrrrr locks Death Star in the STRETCHRRRR. Death Star taps out while laughing with his buddies. Winner: Stretchrrrr After the match, Ken Po confronts Party Pirate.
Ken Po: What are you doing hanging out with these losers? Death Star & El Pikador: Losers!?! Party Pirate: These losers are my new friends. Death Star: Yeah! These two losers are his friends! Party Pirate: I’m done listening to you. I’m done doing the bidding of PowerMonger. I quit! Death Star: Who’s the loser now? El Pikador and Party Pirate laugh as the three amigos leave Ken Po fuming.
Muck vs. Rocky – An early MUCKRAKER nearly finishes Rocky but he’s able to escape just before he looked to be ready to tap out. Muck continues to sloppily beat down Rocky, keeping him from getting his fancy footwork going at any point. As soon as Rocky gets the opening, he drills Muck with the SUPER COMBO KO and gets the knockout. Winner: Rocky Mr. Ion vs. El Pikador – El Pikador surprises Mr. Ion with the BOLT STRIKE ALPHA to get a quick victory. Winner: El Pikador Punishment: Tick Tock vs. Squatch – Squatch rolls right through Tick Tock, finishing him quickly with the MYTHBUSTER. Winner: Squatch Backstage we see a newcomer to IFC, Little Miss Spookiness. She will be competing in a Sentinel challenge later tonight. As she is walking through the backstage area, she passes Muck and Stretchrrrr. As she passes she looks at Muck and says, “Hello, beautiful!” Punishment: Rabbid vs. Comet – Rabbid makes short work of Saint Nick’s right hand reindeer. After reversing a an early assault from Comet a SPINE SMASHER puts Comet down for the count. Winner: Rabbid Sentinel Challenge: Txur’itan vs. Celsius – Txur’itan puts up a great fight, even hitting Celsius with quite a few KIM’PXEX kicks but it’s never quite enough to beat the Sentinel. A Cold Snap from Celsius spells the end for Txur’itan. Winner: Celsius Sentinel Challenge: Little Miss Spookiness vs. Fahrenheit – Great back and forth fight. Little Miss Spookiness tries again and again to get the win and finally gets it after her FUNERAL OF HEARTS. Winner: Little Miss Spookiness We are shown footage of Warhawk’s training routine as he prepares to defend his title against Buck Tomkins. He starts each morning with a meditation he calls the Sunrise Connection. He then goes for a Spirit Run followed by his Tribal Strength Circuits which consists of spear throws, tomahawk chops and weighted Buffalo Charge Sprints. He then eats a Warrior’s Feast and finishes with a ritual of gratitude.
Honest Abe vs. Bien Vestido – Abe and Bien Vestido shake hands before starting the bout. After a brief round of chain wrestling, Bien Vestido finds himself trapped in the LINCOLN LOCK, forcing him to tap out. Winner: Honest Abe
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 13, 2023 15:40:28 GMT -6
IFC 22 The Messenger vs. Stretchrrrr – A poke to The Messenger’s eyes seems to give Stretchrrrr a chance to get into this fight but moments later he with an ultra fast forward and the fight is over. Winner: The Messenger Honest Abe is seen meeting with various good guys, trying to build an army for Saint Nick to fend off the impending threat. Mr. Ion, Hollywood Gunn, Warhawk, Buck Tomkins, Rocky, Vincitor and Ratchet are all present. Abe explains the situation to his fellow fighters, closing it all with a familiar statement, “There is nothing good in war, except its ending. So whenever this war is coming and whatever it brings to us, let’s end it fast.” Ratchet says, “I’m not so sure.” The rest give her an odd look then all agree to join forces with Abe. El Pikador vs. Punk A.D. – This may be the most determined El Pikador has ever looked. He’s reversing holds, he’s fighting out of finishers. If El Pikador could fight like this all the time, he could actually be a success instead of being known simply as Death Star’s goofy friend. Punk A.D. is no slouch but after taking the fourth BOLT STRIKE ALPHA of the fight, he’s unable to answer the referee. Winner: El Pikador Meeting of the Sentinels:
Saint Nick: We are gathered here, Sentinels, to decide the fates of two impressive fighters – Txur’itan and Little Miss Spookiness. Txur’itan, we are going to start with you. We were pretty split on you. Celsius: You definitely put up a great fight but I never felt like I was ever in any danger. You’re strong but you weren’t strong enough. We have decided NOT to allow you entry into the IFC at this time. Keep fighting and I have a feeling we will see you back here soon. Fahrenheit: Little Miss Spookiness, you surprised me… obviously. And your FUNERAL OF HEARTS finisher is no joke. Saint Nick: Little Miss Spookiness, welcome to the IFC! Little Miss Spookiness jumps up and down in celebration as Txur’itan is teleported out of the ring.
Sentinel Challenge: UK Bruiser vs. Fahrenheit – UK Bruiser and Fahrenheit put it all on the line. After a long bout, UK Bruiser hits the SOLID KNEE PLUS. Fahrenheit looks to be completely done before answering the referee’s call. Fahrenheit came roaring back and drilled Bruiser with a FLASH KICK. UK Bruiser found himself staring at the arena lights and Fahrenheit gets his hand raised in victory. Winner: Fahrenheit A backstage camera drone catches Ratchet watching something on a FaceCom device over and over. Finally she stands up, throws a bag over her shoulder and says, “A once in a lifetime opportunity… I have to give it a shot!” Punishment: Rabbid vs. Celsius – Celsius survives an early barrage of SPINE SMASHERS and Jack Hammers. He is eventually able to come back and get the victory with a Sonic Hurricane Kick. Winner: Celsius Punishment: Tick Tock vs. Bobcat Jack – Tick Tock fought like his life was on the line. Bobcat Jack hit him with everything he had but Tick Tock kept finding a way to stay in the fight, eventually locking in the THUMB TRAP for the win. Winner: Tick Tock Hollywood Gunn vs. La Cerdita – This fight played out like a classic striker versus grappler match up. When the action was on the feet, Hollywood Gunn was in total control and teed off on La Cerdita. When the action hit the mat, La Cerdita worked submissions to try to weaken Gunn’s arms and get a submission. Hollywood Gunn’s game just seemed to work better than La Cerdita’s though. In the end a simple left jab puts her down for the count. Winner: Hollywood Gunn Honest Abe vs. Death Star – Death Star’s quick offense throws Honest Abe for a loop. He just can’t seem to get his feet under him and then he’s hit with the DEATH MARCH and it’s all over. Winner: Death Star IFC Grand Championship: Warhawk vs. Buck Tomkins – Buck Tomkins wins a quick, hard-hitting fight with a High Noon Hanging. Winner: Buck Tomkins
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 14, 2023 16:12:39 GMT -6
IFC 23 Demtor vs. El Pikador – A rematch demanded by Demtor after he won the last fight by DQ following a low blow by an interfering Death Star. This week Death Star is barred from ringside so El Pikador only has Party Pirate in his corner. Demtor wins a very lopsided victory with THE SUMMONING. Winner: Demtor Bobcat Jack vs. Party Pirate – Bobcat Jack knocks Party Pirate out clean with a single punch. Death Star jumps into the ring to make the save but Jack points at him and says, “Don’t even think about it, bub.” Winner: Bobcat Jack Punk A.D. vs. Stretchrrrr – Punk A.D. dominates the early action but is unable to escape once Stretchrrrr catches him in the STRETCHRRRR hold. Winner: Stretchrrrr Bien Vestido vs. Tiki Boom – Tiki Boom looks like a lumbering tree compared to the quick-moving Bien Vestido. What little offense Tiki Boom is able to connect with can’t keep Bien Vestido down. The masked man is able to throw Tiki Boom to the mat with the AZTEC SUPLEX and gets the win. Winner: Bien Vestido UK Bruiser Meeting of the Sentinels
Saint Nick: My time is growing more and more precious. My trip around the Cosmos is nigh so and you’ve made this decision quite difficult. Fahrenheit: On the one hand I beat you. Celsius: On the other hand, you put up a very strong fight. Saint Nick: In the end, we’ve decided to invite you to join the IFC roster. UK Bruiser high-fives each of the Sentinels before they all teleport back out of the ring.
Yoko-Ohno vs. Mr. Ion – A short but competitive fight which sees Mr. Ion get the win after a Plutonium Punch. Winner: Mr. Ion Warhawk Promo:
Warhawk is shown sitting cross-legged with a flickering fire in front of him. He stands up, his muscular frame glistening with sweat. The sound of a beating drum sets the rhythm for his words.
Warhawk: (in his usual powerful, passionate tone) Listen up! Warhawk has faced the tempestuous winds of battle, and I stand before you, not as your champion today, but as a warrior undeterred! The IFC Grand Championship is more than just gold and leather. It's a symbol of the relentless spirit that courses through these veins, the same spirit that our ancestors passed down through generations! It's a testament to the warriors who came before me and those who will follow! Warhawk's voice rises to a crescendo as he paces back and forth, the fire casting flickering shadows on his face.
Warhawk: I may have lost fair and square, but remember this, IFC Universe – champions aren't defined by the gold around their waist. No! They are defined by the heart that beats within, by the fight that burns in their soul, by the will to rise when they fall! I stand here before you today, humbled by defeat but stronger than ever before! I will not falter, I will not waver! I will claw, scratch, and battle my way back to the top of the mountain! The IFC Grand Championship will once again be draped across my shoulders, and the war cry of Warhawk will echo through these arenas! The drumbeat intensifies, matching the rhythm of Warhawk's fervor.
Warhawk: I challenge anyone and everyone who thinks they can stand in my way! I am Warhawk, the embodiment of the warrior spirit that flows through my people! I am the storm that rages and the thunder that roars! Warhawk takes a deep breath, and exhales with a snort.
Warhawk: This is not the end, this is a beginning! The hunt is on, and the IFC Grand Championship is my prey! Warhawk will rise again, and when I do, the world will bear witness to a champion like no other! This is my vow, my destiny, and my ultimate challenge! Warhawk howls as the camera fades out as the drumbeat continues, leaving the IFC Universe with the resounding message that Warhawk's journey to redemption has just begun.
Punishment: Tick Tock vs. Death Star – Tick Tock controls the early moments of the match but as soon as Death Star gets rolling, it’s a quick finish after a Shooting Star. Winner: Death Star Punishment: Rabbid vs. Fahrenheit – Rabbid dominates Fahrenheit and finishes him with the Thrust Kick. Winner: Rabbid Interview with the new IFC Grand Champion Buck Tomkins. He thanks Warhawk for the opportunity and the great fight. “I plan on being a fighting champion. I’m asking the IFC matchmakers for a quick turnaround. Quite frankly, I think a Grand Championship fight would be a great way to cap off this season! Saint Nick, Sentinels of the Cosmos… Line up a challenger for me for IFC 26 so I can hang my hat on a great first season of IFC and carry this championship right into the second season with my head held high!” Squatch vs. Rocky – Rocky wins a quick fight, knocking out Squatch with an Uppercut Dash. Winner: Rocky
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 15, 2023 21:27:51 GMT -6
IFC 24 As we close in on the end of IFC’s first season, we want to remind fans that any fighters with a losing record will not be invited to participate in IFC’s season 2 Interstellar Super Grand Prix. Their record must be at a .500 average or above. They may still be on the IFC roster but will not be participating in the Super Grand Prix tournament. These last few events could be crucial in determining whether or not a fighter is able to compete in next season’s ISGP. La Cerdita vs. Little Miss Spookiness – Great back and forth fight. Both ladies poured everything they had into this fight but Little Miss Spookiness’ From Helsinki With Love proved to be most effective in laying out La Cerdita. Winner: Little Miss Spookiness El Pikador vs. Rocky – The action of this bout is mostly ineffectual but still has the fans on their feet. The fighters reverse each other’s moves more than they land moves of their own but eventually the fight starts to tip in Rocky’s favor and a Left Hook gets the victory. Winner: Rocky Backstage we see Little Miss Spookiness talking with Muck. PowerMonger walks in.
PowerMonger: I told you to stay away from her! Muck lurches off behind PowerMonger and Little Miss Spookiness looks stunned.
Sentinel Challenge: Freakenstein vs. Alexander – Freakenstein crushes Alexander with an early FREAKOUT and gets a quick victory. Winner: Freakenstein Demtor vs. Vincitor – Vincitor nearly finishes the mystic early in the fight with a Storming Elbow but Demtor recovers at the last possible second. Demtor comes roaring back with THE SUMMONING and gets the win. Winner: Demtor Punishment: Tick Tock vs. Yoko-Ohno – Yoko-Ohno lumbers around the ring unable to get a grasp on Tick Tock. Tick Tock is able to sneakily jump onto Yoko-Ohno’s back and uses a Temple Grinder to get a submission win from Ohno. Winner: Tick Tock Hype McLeod: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to witness the dawn of a new era in fighting! I’m excited to announce that in just a few short weeks you will all be introduced to GLITTER, the all-female fight league that's set to blaze a trail like never before. You’ll see familiar faces bringing the heat and new talent ready to shine in the ring. Get your GLITTER on because the action starts in the new year, and it's gonna be one heck of a ride! Punishment: Rabbid vs. Connor – Connor opens up on Rabbid from the bell, throwing caution to the wind but as soon as Rabbid gets his hands on Connor, he hits the SPINESMASHER and gets the victory. Winner: Rabbid Saint Nick announces that despite his setback last week against Rocky, Squatch will be challenging Buck Tomkins for the IFC Grand Championship at IFC 26. “One loss does not define a fighter and his record in the IFC ring so far speaks for itself. He will be a worthy challenger for Buck.” Warhawk vs. Tiki Boom – Tiki Boom has Warhawk on shaky legs early in the fight and keeps the pressure on until he is able to get the win via the BOOM SHAKA-LAKA. Winner: Tiki Boom
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Post by Crimson Cross on Sept 16, 2023 2:01:44 GMT -6
I really like the name Punishment for your story & fights, simple but cool...
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 16, 2023 9:46:50 GMT -6
I really like the name Punishment for your story & fights, simple but cool... These specific fights were designed to be especially tough as punishment for Tick Tock and Rabbid's beatdown of The Messenger earlier in the season. Of course, Rabbid is tough enough that he's still performing quite well through them but that's to be expected. Thanks for reading and commenting!
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 18, 2023 7:58:08 GMT -6
IFC 25 UK Bruiser vs. Hollywood Gunn – A great contrast of styles matchup. Hollywood Gunn’s sweet science versus UK Bruiser’s whatever it takes assault! The fight ended up going longer than most fans would have expected, both men enduring plenty of punishment but a HOLLYWOOD KO gets Hollywood Gunn the victory. Winner: Hollywood Gunn The Messenger meets with a very busy Saint Nick and asks for a match next week at IFC’s season 1 finale against Tick Tock. “It’s time I get a little payback of my own.” Punk A.D. vs. Vincitor – Fantastic back and forth fight. After numerous attempts, Vincitor finally gets Punk A.D. to tap with the KINNIKU SPECIAL. Winner: Vincitor Commercial for Glitter showing silhouettes of the female fighters and a close-up of the beautiful Sparkle Championship.
Krusher Khan vs. La Cerdita – La Cerdita wins a quick fight after the WHEN PIGS FLY finisher. Winner: La Cerdita Yoko-Ohno is shown backstage:
Yoko-Ohno: (In a booming voice) Konnichiwa! Yoko-Ohno, the true embodiment of sumo power! I've crushed opponents left and right, but there's one last challenge I need before this season ends! Ken Po, you may think you're the master of martial arts but I see through you. Your pitiful results in the IFC show your true colors. I'll show you the true power of sumo, the strength that has been passed down for generations! He stomps the ground, causing the camera to shake.
Yoko-Ohno: So, Ken Po, you can keep hiding behind PowerMonger and his goons or you can show some samurai spirit and meet me in the IFC ring at the end of the night. The light of sumo will shine on you before my shadow falls upon you! Prepare yourself, because Yoko-Ohno is coming, and when we collide, there will be no escape! Punishment: Tick Tock vs. Muck – Muck catches Tick Tock with an early MUCKRAKER and very nearly gets the win but Tick Tock manages to wriggle free. Within a few minutes a series of muddy punches knocks Tick Tock out. Winner: Muck Little Miss Spookiness and PowerMonger backstage confrontation:
Little Miss Spookiness: (whispers, her voice carrying a hint of enchantment) PowerMonger, dear PowerMonger, you've built your empire on the misery of others, haven't you? Your money, your power, your arrogance—they're nothing compared to the influence I possess. PowerMonger: (mockingly) Influence, huh? What can a little witch like you possibly do to threaten me? Little Miss Spookiness: (smirking) Muck knows, doesn't he, dear PowerMonger? He's been listening to my whispers, feeling the tugs of fate that I weave. Tell me, Muck, my dear, is this the life you truly desire? To serve a man who cares only for his wealth, his greed? PowerMonger: I knew it! You’re trying to steal my muscle, you witch! You won't succeed! Little Miss Spookiness: (laughing softly) Oh, PowerMonger, you see, I don't steal souls; I set them free. Muck, dear, you have a choice to make, a choice that could change your destiny forever. Muck takes a step closer to Little Miss Spookiness, torn between his loyalty to PowerMonger and the mysterious allure of the enchantress.
Little Miss Spookiness: (whispers, her voice more persuasive) Muck, listen to your heart. Follow the path of freedom, and together, we'll unlock the secrets of your true potential. PowerMonger: Get lost, spooky girl, before I lose my patience and have Muck and Stretchrrrr teach you a lesson. She chuckles as she skips away. Punishment: Rabbid vs. Alexander – The fight barely gets underway and Rabbid has Alexander on the mat with a Feral Stomp, leaving Alexander down for the 10 count. Winner: Rabbid Meeting of the Sentinels of the Cosmos:
Saint Nick: We are gathered here today to discuss the fate of our recent challenger, Freakenstein. Before we proceed, let's take a moment to appreciate his incredible performance against Alexander in last week's battle. Comet: (nodding in agreement) Indeed, Freakenstein displayed remarkable aggression and skill during that match. It was equal parts scary and awesome! Celsius: I completely agree. Freakenstein's penchant for violence was a sight to behold. He earned my respect. Fahrenheit: Let’s just hope you stay on the side of good. Freakenstein: I ain’t takin’ sides. Alexander: (rolling his eyes) Alright, alright, alright… Freakenstein got an impressive win over me but let’s get one thing straight. He didn’t actually beat me. I beat myself when I didn’t just go for a quick win. I was just toying with him. Connor: Yeah, and I had to restrain myself from stepping in and putting ending that fight myself. The other Sentinels exchange glances, clearly annoyed by Alexander and Connor's attitude.
Saint Nick: Regardless of your opinions, the consensus is clear: Freakenstein has proven himself worthy of joining the Intergalactic Fight Club. Congratulations! Freakenstein lets out a thunderous roar of triumph. He pounds his chest and smashes his fists together in a display of hardcore enthusiasm.
Freakenstein: I’m ready for more fights! Let the cosmos tremble! Freakenstein leaves the ring. Alexander: Speaking of fighting, Saint Nick, you had something to say about next season's Intergalactic Super Grand Prix tournament. Care to explain why you told us we wouldn't be allowed to participate? Connor: (crossing his arms) Yeah, we've spent years guarding the vectors, and you just dropped that bombshell without warning. Saint Nick: As Sentinels, our duties are first and foremost to the protection of the Nil Zone and to prevent unwanted disturbances from crossing through the vectors. None of us will compete in any tournaments or challenge for the titles. That is not what we are here for. You all knew that when you signed up. Alexander and Connor exchange frustrated glances, but the meeting concludes.
Ken Po vs. Yoko-Ohno – Yoko-Ohno spends the majority of the fight tossing Ken Po around the ring before ending it with the BONZAI SPLASH. Winner: Yoko-Ohno
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