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Post by The Konishoner on Sept 18, 2023 8:50:38 GMT -6
Got caught up. Some fun stuff here, I like where things are headed. Poor Muck is torn, lol.
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 20, 2023 15:02:52 GMT -6
IFC 26 Honest Abe vs. Stretchrrrr – Honest Abe beats and tosses Stretchrrrr around the ring until suddenly he finds himself locked in the STRETCHRRRR ankle lock. He has no choice but to tap. Winner: Stretchrrrr El Pikador is shown backstage pacing nervously before his upcoming fight with Freakenstein. Death Star hands him a pair of brass knuckles then turns to the camera to cover the lens with his hand saying, “You didn’t see nothin’! Little Miss Spookiness vs. Rocky – Great fight! Over time Rocky’s footwork and stick and move offense gets the better of Little Miss Spookiness’ awkward moveset and he is eventually able to get the finish with an uppercut dash. Winner: Rocky Freakenstein vs. El Pikador – El Pikador cowers away from confrontation with Freakenstein. Freakenstein lumbers forward. When he is able to get his hands on El Pikador, he makes him pay for his cowardice over and over but El Pikador proves why he is in the IFC and cracks the giant freak with a Crab Hammer Beta, knocking Freakenstein out cold. Did he use the brass knuckles? The camera angles didn't catch it and Bull Hammer didn't see. Winner: El Pikador Ken Po vs. Party Pirate – Ken Po pours on the offense. He goes all out to try to beat his former teammate. Party Pirate survives numerous RYUKENs but keeps coming back. A PARTY PUNCH spells the end for Ken Po after a valiant effort. Winner: Party Pirate Krusher Khan comes to the ring and demands a match with Ken Po.
Krusher Khan: I’ve been wanting to get my hands on you since we got here. Ken Po: Gosh you’re stupid. They don’t make Russian menaces like they used to. I literally just had a fight. Why don’t you fight one of PowerMonger’s other fighters. Muck, come on out here and show Khan he’s barking up the wrong tree with his challenges. Krusher Khan vs. Muck – Khan and Muck stand in the center of the ring exchanging heavy blows until Muck is able to take Khan to the ground and grind him to submission with the MUCKRAKER. Winner: Muck Bobcat Jack vs. Death Star – Bobcat Jack is finally able to get his hands on Death Star. El Pikador and Party Pirate are at ringside but both look too afraid of the Planet X fighter to get involved. Bobcat Jack goes into a berserker rage at the ring of the bell but Death Star is able to evade most of the attack. Death Star surprises Bobcat Jack with a springboard Shooting Star to get the victory. Winner: Death Star El Pikador hands Death Star a microphone:
Death Star: (Confidently) Well, well, well, folks, did you see that? Death Star just took down Bobcat Jack. And I did it with a little pizzazz! Now, let's talk about my buddy Bobcat Jack. He's been resisting my friendly advances all season long, but tonight, I showed him what's what! We're two sides of the same cosmic coin, and it's about time he realizes it! Seriously, Bobcat Jack, we've got history, we've got chemistry, and we've got a whole lot of potential for an epic partnership. It's time to put our differences aside and embrace the madness together! The crowd chants: Madness! Madness! Madness! Death Star: (Smirking) So, Jack, it’s time, my man. Join me in the greatest bromance the galaxy has ever seen, or prepare for more surprises! I’m full of surprises! The choice is yours, bub! Death Star drops the mic and exits the ring. The crowd continues to cheer as Bobcat Jack simply snarls back at his opponent.
Tick Tock and Rabbid segment: The punishments are over but we’re still here! And our plans have not faltered. My research will continue and we will hold the IFC Grand Championship! Demtor vs. Mr. Ion – Mr. Ion takes advantage of an early injury to Demtor and wins a lopsided fight with the GAMMA SLAM. Winner: Mr. Ion Scoop Muldoon is shown backstage. He says he’s been given a tip. He sneaks into a fighter dressing room and begins to rummage through some bags when suddenly he pulls out a pair of black masks. A shocked look comes across his face. He turns to the camera and says, “These are definitely the masks of the guys who attacked and imprisoned me. I would recognize them anywhere.” Just then, Death Star and El Pikador come walking out of the shower room wearing nothing but their masks and towels wrapped around their waists. Death Star sees what is going on, looks at the camera and shrugs. “Ehhhh… oops?” The Messenger vs. Tick Tock – Tick Tock is literally running away from The Messenger inside the IFC ring. No engagement whatsoever. The Messenger is just chasing him, trying to catch him with something. Somehow Tick Tock is able to reverse The Messenger’s Darth Choke into a THUMB TRAP. Cracking and popping is heard before The Messenger is forced to tap out. Tick Tock maniacally cackles after the victory. Winner: Tick Tock Comet makes a quick announcement to the viewing audience. He says that after the disgusting discovery of Scoop Muldoon he talked to Saint Nick who is preparing for his annual trip around the cosmos. Saint Nick has handed down a very strict punishment for Death Star and El Pikador. Both will be banned from competing in IFC’s season 2 Interstellar Super Grand Prix and will be suspended above the IFC ring for the first five fight cards of season two. Further punishments may be incoming.
PowerMonger calls out Saint Nick. Comet comes out and says, “Saint Nick is making his last minute preparations for his annual trip around the cosmos. You’ll have to face me instead.” PowerMonger: Gladly, but if I beat you I automatically join the IFC roster. No meeting of the sentinels garbage. I win, I’m in.” Comet agrees and the fight is underway.
PowerMonger vs. Comet – PowerMonger dominates Comet and quickly finishes him with the DIVINE FORCE. Winner: PowerMonger Backstage we see Death Star, El Pikador and Party Pirate running through the backstage area trying to escape the arena. A group of fighters, led by Honest Abe, is chasing them. Death Star and El Pikador are eventually caught and brought to the Sentinels for their punishment.
IFC Grand Championship: Buck Tomkins vs. Squatch – This fight 100% lived up to the hype. These two fighters beat each other silly. Buck Tomkins kept trying for his High Noon Hanging, since that was the move that won him the title but Squatch kept finding a way out of it. But when Buck Tomkins finally connects with his THUNDERING STAMPEDE, Squatch is unable to fight out. Winner: Buck Tomkins Buck Tomkins celebrates the win. Hype McLeod closes the first season of Intergalactic Fight Club with his thoughts. Hype: This season of IFC has been filled with surprises and changes. Some good, some not so good. It’s been a wild ride, though. That’s for sure. We are going on a short hiatus to give our fighters a chance to rest but we will be back in just a few short weeks with a new season of IFC action, sure to be full of its own surprises. For the next few weeks, we hope you will all enjoy Glitter to see the best female fighters in the galaxy! Until next time, fight fans…
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Post by Crimson Cross on Sept 21, 2023 2:10:57 GMT -6
Good action and I loved the El Pikador & Death Star brass knuckles twist, funstuff...
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Post by pikemojo on Sept 21, 2023 12:53:39 GMT -6
Good action and I loved the El Pikador & Death Star brass knuckles twist, funstuff... Thanks! This week was filled with a lot of upsets but it's always fun to try to do some crazy stuff with Death Star and El Pikador.
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Post by pikemojo on Oct 4, 2023 13:50:49 GMT -6
IFC 27 Hype MacLeod: Welcome back to the Nil Zone, fight fans! We are all so excited to be back with another season of IFC action! Tonight, we will begin our second annual Intergalactic Super Grand Prix tournament. We will introduce you to the competitors momentarily… but first, we have to remind fight fans that as a punishment for having kidnapped my good friend Scoop Muldoon, Death Star and El Pikador are suspended in cages above the IFC ring for the next five weeks. A clip is shown of Saint Nick, Comet, Fahrenheit & Celsius interrogating them about why they did it.
El Pikador: I’ll tell you everything I know… but I don’t know anything. It was his idea! Death Star: I ain’t tellin’ you nothin’, copper! Hype: The ISGP tournament is actually like four mini-round robin tournaments. The winners of those round robins go to a final round robin. The participants in IFC’s second annual Intergalactic Super Grand Prix tournament are: Group A
• Bobcat Jack • Muck • Freakenstein • Hollywood Gunn Group B
• Buck Tomkins • Little Miss Spookiness • Squatch • The Messenger Group C
• Warhawk • Demtor • Bien Vestido • Rabbid Group D
• PowerMonger • Mr. Ion • Party Pirate • Honest Abe El Pikador’s weeping can be heard above the ring.
Ken Po vs. UK Bruiser – Ken Po hits his fast forward but UK Bruiser is able to recover. Bruiser comes roaring back and a Body Count puts Ken Po down for the referee’s count. Winner: UK Bruiser Krusher Khan challenges Ken Po “You’ve been dodging me for weeks” , who again reminds Khan that he again just fought. “Russian Intelligence really is dead…” Ken Po instead calls out Stretchrrrr to face Khan. Krusher Khan vs. Stretchrrrr – This fight was all out war. Khan tried to power his way through his much smaller opponent but Stretchrrrr kept coming back… like he was rising from the dead each time. Repeated Dead Leg Kicks took their toll on Khan as his movement became more labored and staggered, making it easier for Stretchrrrr to get the eventual victory with the STRETCHRRRR. Winner: Stretchrrrr Hype: Now, before we get to the tournament fights, we have an update from Scoop Muldoon regarding something that took place during our hiatus. Scoop: That’s right, Hype. We all know that as IFC went on hiatus, Saint Nick was about to take his annual trip around the cosmos. Comet, of course, was with him. Nick left the other Sentinels to guard the sectors but I’ve obtained footage showing Connor and Alexander attacking Celsius and Fahrenheit during that time, leaving all of the sectors unguarded. Saint Nick has told me that this is extremely dangerous and that we don’t know if anything could have come through the sectors during that time. The footage cuts off soon after the attacks. We also don’t know where Connor and Alexander have gone. Are they in hiding or did they just leave the Nil Zone, never to be seen or heard from again? There are so many questions and so few answers right now but, as always, I will do my best to keep the IFC fans abreast on all that is going on in and around the IFC. ISGP Group A: Bobcat Jack vs. Freakenstein – Bobcat Jack is dominant after hitting Freakenstein with an early SUPERMAN PUNCH. With Freakenstein on wobbly legs, he follows up with a barrage of power moves before hitting another SUPERMAN PUNCH for the victory. Winner: Bobcat Jack ISGP Group B: Little Miss Spookiness vs. Squatch – Squatch hits Little Miss Spookiness with everything he had in his arsenal EXCEPT his MYTHBUSTER. He could just never seem to find the opening for the move. Spookiness is able to survive it all and hits her FUNERAL OF HEARTS over and over until it finally gets her the victory. Winner: Little Miss Spookiness ISGP Group C: Demtor vs. Rabbid – Rabbid is like a rabbit possessed in this fight. He opens the fight with a fast forward and two SPINE SMASHERS before the thrust kick puts Demtor on his back for good. Winner: Rabbid Hype MacLeod: Fight fans, I have just received an update from good ole Saint Nick. Buck Tomkins said he wanted to be a fighting champion and, despite being in the ISGP, he wanted to defend his Grand Championship as soon as possible in IFC’s second season. The Sentinels didn’t want to interrupt the tournament in any way so we are making it official tonight. Buck Tomkins will defend his title at IFC 33. If he is still in the tournament, he may end up fighting twice in a single night. His opponent will be announced in the coming weeks as we close in on that date. The Sentinels want to award that opportunity to a fighter who is really proving themselves in Season 2. ISGP Group D: Honest Abe vs. Mr. Ion – Mr. Ion offers a heroic handshake to Abe before the match starts. Abe obliges and we are underway. The fight was all Mr. Ion, though, and he is able to render Abe unconscious after a Uranium Uppercut. Winner: Mr. Ion
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Post by cruising00 on Oct 4, 2023 13:58:22 GMT -6
Good stuff the Intergalactic Super Tournament.
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Post by The Konishoner on Oct 6, 2023 12:01:18 GMT -6
I'm liking the dialogue you have going on between fights. With the attack on the Sentinels, I like where this is going. Things should get interesting down the road.
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Post by pikemojo on Oct 8, 2023 19:49:26 GMT -6
I'm liking the dialogue you have going on between fights. With the attack on the Sentinels, I like where this is going. Things should get interesting down the road. Thanks, Konish! I'm enjoying trying to play out the storylines you have laid out but adding my own spins to things.
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Post by pikemojo on Oct 8, 2023 19:49:36 GMT -6
Good stuff the Intergalactic Super Tournament. Thanks!
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Post by pikemojo on Oct 11, 2023 10:53:17 GMT -6
IFC 28 Tick Tock vs. Tiki Boom – Tick Tock looks impressive against the much larger Tiki Boom. He manages to lock on the THUMB TRAP on three separate occasions and Tiki Boom looks close to giving up on a couple of them… but he powers through and mounts a comeback finally finishing Tick Tock off with the BOOM SHAKA-LAKA. Winner: Tiki Boom Punk A.D. vs. Rocky – This fight was all Punk A.D. A barrage of strikes and a pair of SONIC BOOM KICKS and that’s all she wrote. Winner: Punk A.D. Death Star: Oh baby! Here comes my favorite Muscle Man! Vincitor vs. Ken Po – The bell rings and Vincitor goes for a quick takedown. In the scramble for positioning, their heads collide. Vincitor is able to shake the cobwebs loose but Ken Po is out cold. Winner: Vincitor UK Bruiser vs. Stretchrrrr – UK Bruiser makes quick work of Stretchrrrr, finishing him with the SOLID KNEE PLUS. Winner: UK Bruiser Backstage we see Little Miss Spookiness blowing a kiss toward Muck before he makes his way out for his fight. ISGP Group A: Muck vs. Hollywood Gunn – Hollywood Gunn puts up a tough fight against the monstrous Muck, pieces of Muck flying with every punch landed. Muck keeps coming forward though and, despite never locking Hollywood Gunn in his MUCKRAKER, he is able to get the finish after an Ultra Fast Forward strike. Winner: Muck From above the ring: Death Star: And your winner is… Schmuck!!! Meeting of the Sentinels: Saint Nick, Comet, Celsius, Fahrenheit and The Messenger are gathered in an undisclosed location but somehow caught on camera… Saint Nick: I’ve called you three here to discuss what happened while Comet and I were away. I’m… sorry… I shouldn’t have trusted Connor and Alexander. Celsius and Fahrenheit, I’m glad that neither of you were seriously hurt. We were all so focused on the potential arrival of Infinitus the Hungerer, we missed a threat right in front of our eyes. We don’t know what might have come through the vectors during the time you were hurt but we have to assume something did. We’re on the defensive now. We all need to keep our eyes and ears open. We can’t be caught off guard again. I have a bad feeling something big is coming and it isn’t JUST Infinitus. ISGP Group B: Buck Tomkins vs. The Messenger – The Messenger fights like he is worried about missing his space bus. A couple strong palm strikes followed by the LAST RITES and Bull Hammer is raising his hand in victory. Winner: The Messenger Death Star is now heard snoring above the ring.
ISGP Group C: Warhawk vs. Bien Vestido – Warhawk can’t seem to get his offense going and Bien Vestido capitalizes. It takes three AZTEC SUPLEXES but he’s finally able to do enough to keep Warhawk down. Winner: Bien VestidoEl Pikador: Death Star, wake up! Our guy is about to fight! Death Star: Jack!?! El Pikador: No, Party Pirate! Death Star: PP? El Pikador: I doubt he would like you to call him that… Death Star: PP!!! ISGP Group D: PowerMonger vs. Party Pirate – Great fight between PowerMonger and his former puppet. Party Pirate eats a ton of damage but keeps coming back for more, spurred on by his anger for his former boss and Death Star’s cheers from above the ring. PowerMonger shakes off a few PARTY PUNCHES but can’t get out of the Treasure Trap. Winner: Party Pirate Death Star: YEAH!!! PP!!!
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Post by pikemojo on Oct 18, 2023 11:16:39 GMT -6
IFC 29 After her stint in GLITTER, La Cerdita is back and ready to take on the massive Yoko-Ohno!
La Cerdita vs. Yoko-Ohno – La Cerdita comes roaring into this fight with a barrage of offense but Yoko-Ohno manages to dodge all of it… but he can’t dodge WHEN PIGS FLY and he’s soon after counted out by the referee. Winner: La Cerdita Death Star and El Pikador can be heard talking and joking back and forth throughout the matches.
Rocky vs. Ken Po – Ken Po controls every minute of this fight. Rocky’s offense falls flat in every way until he succumbs to the RYUKEN. Winner: Ken Po UK Bruiser vs. Tiki Boom – Great fight that could have easily gone either way but a SOLID KNEE PLUS gets the victory for UK Bruiser. Winner: UK Bruiser Scoop Muldoon is backstage with PowerMonger:
Scoop Muldoon: Ladies and gentlemen, it's the one and only Scoop Muldoon here, coming to you from the heart of the Intergalactic Fight Club, where things are about to get hotter than a supernova. And today, I've got a guest that needs no introduction. The enigmatic, the formidable, the one who's got the whole galaxy quaking in its boots - PowerMonger! PowerMonger: Eh… you’re welcome. Though I must say, this setting could use a clensing… He looks around with disgust.
Scoop Muldoon: (Adjusting his glasses, trying to maintain composure) Well, PowerMonger, there's been a lot of speculation about your sudden entrance into the Intergalactic Fight Club last season. Some folks are wondering why a heavyweight like you, with a record in syndicate crime that's longer than the Milky Way, would set foot in a place like this. Care to shed some light on that? PowerMonger: (With a sly grin) Since you asked so nicely, I'll give you a peek into my plan. You see, Scoop, ruling over cities and corporations on Earth was just the beginning. But to ascend to true power, I need more than just earthly dominion. I need power that spans across galaxies. And what better way to make my mark than by seizing control of every iota of influence in the Intergalactic Fight Club - from the prestigious IFC title to the very essence of the IFC itself, and even the elusive vectors that shape the universe. Scoop Muldoon: (Eyes widening behind his glasses) Are you saying you had something to do with the attacks on the Sentinels. PowerMonger: (Leaning in, his voice dropping to a low, ominous tone) Oh, Scoop, my words are always carefully chosen. All will be revealed in due time. I've never been one to shy away from a challenge, and I always have a few aces up my sleeve. Let's just say the universe is about to witness a spectacle unlike anything it's ever seen before. And when I'm through, they'll speak my name in hushed tones, trembling with both fear and admiration. Scoop Muldoon: (Swallowing nervously) Well, there you have it, folks. PowerMonger with a vision that reaches beyond the stars. This is Scoop Muldoon signing off from the heart of the Intergalactic Fight Club, where the only thing bigger than the fighters' fists is the size of the stakes. Vincitor vs. Stretchrrrr – Super fast, easy victory for Vincitor. The KINNIKU SPECIAL claims another victim. Winner: Vincitor From above the ring:
Death Star: Show me your muscles! ISGP Group A: Freakenstein vs. Muck – Two big hosses throwing heavy blows. At one point Freakenstein hit THE FREAKOUT six times in a row but Muck still recovered and came back to win after his Muddy Punches. Winner: Muck From above the ring:
Death Star: Muck!?! More like YUCK!!! ISGP Group B: Squatch vs. Buck Tomkins – Squatch has Buck on the ropes for most of the fight but Buck comes thundering back with his THUNDERING STAMPEDE and gets the win. Winner: Buck Tomkins Death Star: Yuck Tomkins wins again! Ha! ISGP Group C: Demtor vs. Warhawk – Warhawk picks up a quick victory after a Fast Forward attack followed by the WAR DANCE. Winner: Warhawk Death Star: And War Yuck dances his way to victory! El Pikador: Eh… Not your best work. ISGP Group D: Honest Abe vs. PowerMonger – Abe and PowerMonger put on a fight worthy of the main event booking! Either man could have won but it was Honest Abe who forced PowerMonger to tap out with the LINCOLN LOCK. Winner: Honest Abe
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Post by pikemojo on Oct 24, 2023 23:21:22 GMT -6
IFC 30 The show starts with a drone view of Death Star and El Pikador still suspended above the ring. Death Star is curled up on the floor of his cage, sucking his thumb, sound asleep and snoring… very loudly. El Pikador is sitting as far away from Death Star as possible, while seated in his own cage. His hands pull the ears of his mask down to cover his real ears.
La Cerdita vs. Ken Po – La Cerdita gets a quick win after hitting Ken Po with an early WHEN PIGS FLY. Winner: La Cerdita Punk A.D. vs. Stretchrrrr – Stretchrrrr seems to have Punk A.D. figured out, never allowing Punk to hit his SONIC BOOM KICK. Ultimately it is the STRETCHRRRR from Stretchrrrr that finishes the fight. Winner: Stretchrrrr Backstage segment with PowerMonger Inc.
PowerMonger: Before we get to the meat of what I wanted to talk to all of you about, there’s one thing that needs to be dealt with. PMI is about to go into a season of rapid growth. He turns to Ken Po.
PowerMonger: And we no longer have the time for your failures or a need for your services. Ken Po looks shocked but he is quickly picked up by Muck and Stretchrrrr and thrown out of their meeting room.
PowerMonger then turns to the rest of the group and says that
PowerMonger: Things are not going to plan with the ISGP so far. Muck: Muck win… both fights… PowerMonger: (talking as if he didn’t even hear Muck) If they don’t improve quickly, I’ll have to execute the nuclear option sooner than anticipated. Let’s get out there and bring this tournament home to PowerMonger Inc.! Muck: (mumbling) Muck win… impress blonde… Vincitor vs. Yoko-Ohno – Vincitor controls the action and grinds Yoko-Ohno to submission with the KINNIKU SPECIAL. Winner: Vincitor Tiki Boom vs. Rocky – Great back and forth battle with a lot of rumble action. Rocky is able to finish Tiki Boom with the SUPER COMBO KO. Winner: Rocky Meeting of the Sentinels:
Saint Nick: We’re going to keep this short. Messenger, you had an update for us. The Messenger: Yes, Nick. I have confirmed what I had previously heard. Infinitus the Hungerer has awoken. Saint Nick: Thank you for your diligence in getting that confirmation. We know he is still a long ways out but we need to continue preparing for his potential arrival as well as whatever may have come through the vectors when they were unguarded. We will talk again soon. ISGP Group A: Bobcat Jack vs. Hollywood Gunn – Short fight that falls pretty quickly in Bobcat Jack’s favor. He wins with the SUPERMAN PUNCH. Winner: Bobcat Jack ISGP Group B: Little Miss Spookiness vs. The Messenger – Little Miss Spookiness puts up a great fight and has The Messenger on the ropes on multiple occasions but the LAST RITES is too much for her. Winner: The Messenger ISGP Group C: Rabbid vs. Bien Vestido – Rabbid seeks to pound his much smaller opponent into the mat but a series of Tiger Feint Kicks from Bien Vestido surprises Rabbid enough to keep him down for the count. Winner: Bien Vestido ISGP Group D: Mr. Ion vs. Party Pirate – Both fighters connect with Fast Forward attacks to start the match. Both are able to recover but Mr. Ion immediately goes to his GAMMA SLAM for the victory. Winner: Mr. Ion After the main event, Death Star wakes up.
Death Star: Huh!?! Wha!?! What did I miss? El Pikador lets out a big sigh and the show goes off the air.
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Post by pikemojo on Nov 13, 2023 22:27:04 GMT -6
IFC 31 Yoko-Ohno vs. UK Bruiser – UK Bruiser lays into Yoko-Ohno and doesn’t let up. A SOLID KNEE PLUS gets the finish. Winner: UK Bruiser Stretchrrrr vs. La Cerdita – La Cerdita picks up a quick victory with the WHEN PIGS FLY. Winner: La Cerdita Rocky vs. Tiki Boom – Good matchup with a lot of action from both fighters. Rocky pulls out the victory after the SUPER COMBO KO. Winner: Rocky Tick Tock vs. Krusher Khan – Krusher Khan beats down Tick Tock before finally finishing him with the SOVIET SICKLE. Winner: Krusher Khan ISGP Group A: Freakenstein vs. Hollywood Gunn – Great fight capped off by Hollywood Gunn surviving THE FREAKOUT and finally connecting with a HOLLYWOOD KO for the victory. Winner: Hollywood Gunn Before Squatch makes his way to the ring for the next fight, Punk A.D. hands him a new pair of gloves.
Punk A.D.: Got you a new pair of gloves for tonight. I think you’ll find them quite… effective. ISGP Group B: Squatch vs. The Messenger – This was a heavy-hitting battle. Both men hit their finishers multiple times but in the end, it was Squatch’s right hook that took home the victory. Winner: Squatch Death Star yells at The Messenger: Hey! Tell Saint Nick I need to talk to him! We’ve learned our lesson and are ready to do good! We’re good guys! Honest! ISGP Group C: Demtor vs. Bien Vestido – Bien Vestido takes a beating at the hands… or rather floodwaters and lightning of Demtor. He’s able to recover enough to hit a beautifully timed AZTEC SUPLEX for the win. Winner: Bien Vestido Honest Abe makes his way to the ring first. As he awaits Party Pirate’s entrance he’s hit HARD with a pink and blue boot from above. He rubs his head in pain but doesn’t appear to be seriously injured.
ISGP Group D: Honest Abe vs. Party Pirate – Party Pirate looks like he is going to roll right through Honest Abe thanks to the boot to the noggin but Party Pirate soon finds himself locked in the LINCOLN LOCK with no way to escape. Winner: Honest Abe Death Star: Awe… Come on, man. You had that one, PP!
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Post by pikemojo on Dec 10, 2023 21:45:16 GMT -6
IFC 32 The show starts with Death Star and El Pikador being let down from their suspensions (above the ring). Hype MacLeod and Scoop Muldoon ponder whether they will get additional punishments.
Death Star convinces Saint Nick not to punish them any further in exchange for their help with with Infinitus and whatever else is coming.
Saint Nick: I… regretfully agree to your proposal. Don’t make me regret it. You’ve been out of action for a while now. You’d better have a tough fight tonight to get back into fighting shape. He smirks at Comet. Death Star: You have my word. I promise that my team and I will help in every way we possibly can… for a price! Just kidding! Saint Nick: Ugh… You’re lucky our need for soldiers exceeds my annoyance with your inane sense of humor. I’ll schedule matches for each of you for tonight. If you’re going to be soldiers in the good fight, you can’t be fighting with ring rust. Yoko-Ohno vs. Stretchrrrr – Long, hard-fought fight, which ultimately ends with Yoko-Ohno simply picking Stretchrrrr up and tossing him across the ring. Stretchrrrr is unable to get back to his feet and Yoko is announced as the winner. Winner: Yoko-Ohno Ken Po vs. La Cerdita – The opening minutes of the match are very competitive with lots of reversals and rumbles. La Cerdita follows up a WHEN PIGS FLY with a Swine Time Slam and Ken Po is out. Winner: La Cerdita Backstage El Pikador is walking and talking to himself backstage.
El Pikador: Finally! I don’t think I could have taken another night trying to sleep in that cage. I just need to get through this fight and I can go get a good night sleep for the first time in weeks. Just then, he turns a corner and bumps into Krusher Khan, knocking a dumbbell from Khan’s hand. The dumbbell falls right onto Khan’s foot. Khan gets mad and smashes El Pikador with a RUSSIAN SICKLE. Khan: Our fight is up next. See you in the ring. El Pikador vs. Krusher Khan – El Pikador stumbles to the ring and right into another RUSSIAN SICKLE. His heart really shines in this fight. Khan hits him with some huge strikes but El Pikador keeps coming back. Another RUSSIAN SICKLE nearly gets Khan the win but again El Pikador is able to make it to his feet at the last possible second. Krusher Khan survives two BOLT STRIKE ALPHAS but a third is just too much. Winner: El Pikador Death Star vs. Tiki Boom – Good competitive match up that sees Tiki Boom pick up the win after the BOOM SHAKA-LAKA. Winner: Tiki Boom Stretchrrrr and Muck are shown locking and then guarding one of the dressing room doors in the back.
Hype McLeod: But whose dressing room is it? ISGP Group A: Bobcat Jack vs. Muck – Bobcat Jack takes a ton of punishment at the hands of Muck but Muck keeps the pressure on him at all times, never letting up. After five MUCKRAKERS, Bobcat Jack finally taps out. Winner: Muck ISGP Group B: Little Miss Spookiness vs. Buck Tomkins – Buck Tomkins beats Little Miss Spookiness pretty easily after a THUNDERING STAMPEDE. Winner: Buck Tomkins Buck Tomkins grabs a microphone: I’ve already talked to Saint Nick. I told him that next week I wanted to defend my title against The Messenger. BUT now, with myself and The Messenger tied in this tournament, the ability to continue on to the final round of the tournament will also be on the line. This is all or nothing for me. The Messenger beat me in a non-title fight in one of the first fights of the tournament. I have the opportunity next week to avenge that loss, retain my IFC Grand Championship AND continue on in the Intergalactic Super Grand Prix. You better believe I’m bringing my A game. ISGP Group C: Rabbid vs. Warhawk – Rabbid plows through Warhawk, winning after a single move. Winner: Rabbid We are again shown the backstage locker room area. Muck and Stretchrrrr guard the door to one single locked door. Then suddenly the door bursts from its hinges, knocking both creatures to the ground. Mr. Ion emerges from the haze.
Mr. Ion: No man, creature of locked door can keep me from the battle against evil! And he charges off to the ring for his main event fight.
ISGP Group D: Mr. Ion vs. PowerMonger – An early GAMMA SLAM very nearly gets Mr. Ion the victory but PowerMonger is able to recover just in the knick of time. From then on, it was rumbling and battling back and forth. Multiple finishers were exchanged. A final DIVINE FORCE from PowerMonger gets him the victory. Winner: PowerMonger
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Post by pikemojo on Dec 20, 2023 11:11:50 GMT -6
IFC 33 PowerMonger starts the show flanked by Muck, Stretchrrrr and Demtor. Lastly, Connor and Alexander make their way out and stand beside PowerMonger.
PowerMonger: The Sentinels of the Cosmos and the Agents of Time have continued to be resistant to my input. I’ve simply asked them to hand over the Grand Championship, the IFC and the Vectors. I don’t think that was too much to ask. But they didn’t listen and now you’re all going to pay the price. I’ve had this plan since I first entered the IFC. First the Grand Championship, then the IFC, then the Vectors. After that… who knows… maybe my own intergalactic currency. But with the Sentinels stacking the Intergalactic Super Grand Prix against me, I will have to do things in the reverse order. Connor and Alexander helped Demtor and myself take the Vectors. Next up is the IFC. Let me introduce you to my plan to take over the IFC. 8 men/creatures walk out onto the stage with PowerMonger and his goons.
PowerMonger: Allow me to introduce you to the Great 8!!! Black Jack, sponsored by the One Star Casino and Resorts! Lionheart, sponsored by Jericho Media! Mega Power, sponsored by Savage Tools! Red Cyclone, sponsored by Warbucks & Co.! Rykezilla, sponsored by Yeti Brand Snacks! Soldier Ant, sponsored by Halo Corp! Torn, sponsored by King Consolidated! AND, last but certainly not least, GRIM!!! I can already hear the gears grinding in the IFC fighters’ little heads. How in the world does this all work? Well good thing Uncle PowerMonger is here to help explain this to you simpletons. Each Great 8 fighter can be challenged once per week. In order to defeat the Great 8, an IFC fighter must defeat all Great 8 fighters. Here’s the best part though… If an IFC fighter loses to one of the Great 8, they will be banished to the Void! Hahaha! Saint Nick and Comet storm out!
Saint Nick: I’ll fight all of the Great 8 right now! I’ll send all of you packing! PowerMonger: Ah, ah, ah… Only one challenge per fighter, per week. But there’s nothing I would enjoy more than seeing the great Saint Nick banished to the Void! Comet: Nick, no… We can’t risk you being sent to the Void. The IFC needs its leader. Saint Nick: Ugh… Fine. If I can’t get my hands on the Great 8, I’ll settle for those turncoats, Connor and Alexander. La Cerdita emerges.
La Cerdita: Comet is right. The IFC needs you. But someone has to get this thing started! I want Soldier Ant in the ring RIGHT NOW! Great 8 Challenge: La Cerdita vs. Soldier Ant – La Cerdita gets some offense in but ultimately Soldier Ant marches through to victory, winning with the STRIKE FORCE. Winner: Soldier Ant Before she can even make it back to her feet, La Cerdita is teleported away by Demtor. Soldier Ant salutes PowerMonger.
Saint Nick vs. Connor – Saint Nick rolls right through Connor, getting an easy victory with the SENTINEL SLEEPER. Winner: Saint Nick Ken Po is shown backstage looking a bit depressed but going through the motions of his Kata. Krusher Khan barges in, interrupting the ritual.
Khan: We finally have a week where neither of us have a fight lined up. It’s time to rekindle this old rivalry! Ken Po: Are you kidding me!?! Do you not see what’s going on around here? PowerMonger is trying to take over everything and you’re still worried about an old feud? Khan: Ha! I care not for PowerMonger’s reach for power. I’m surprised you do. You were his errand boy just a few weeks ago. Ken Po: You have a point but I’m already beginning to see the great error in my ways after just a few weeks of separation from him and his entourage. You want a fight, you got it! You will serve as a warm up for my eventual challenges of the Great 8! Squatch vs. UK Bruiser – This was a hard-hitting fight where neither fighter wanted to give an inch. They hit each other with everything they had and finally UK Bruiser’s SOLID KNEE PLUS is able to knock Squatch down for the count. Winner: UK Bruiser Saint Nick leads a meeting with many of the members of the IFC roster. Some of the notable faces include Comet, Fahrenheit, Celsius, Death Star, El Pikador, Party Pirate, Honest Abe, Mr. Ion, Hollywood Gunn, Warhawk and Rocky but there are too many fighters gathered around to see them all.
Saint Nick: We are already down one fighter. La Cerdita has been banished to The Void. As much as I hate the thought, there are probably a lot more of us that will end up there before this whole thing is said and done. The Messenger and I have been in contact with the Agents of Time. They have confirmed there is no way around it. We HAVE to fight the Great 8 head on. We’re playing by PowerMonger’s rules now. We’ll have some regularly scheduled fights every week but there will be room built in for some Great 8 challenges each week. The ISGP must go on so I will not ask any fighters still participating to battle the Great 8 yet. We must keep the Grand Championship out of the hands of PowerMonger so, for now, we need to keep the title challengers to this group right here. And I know Buck wants to be a fighting champion so we won’t be putting a pause on title defenses. It’s time for everyone to step up though. We can’t let PowerMonger take control. All of us are involved here, whether we like it or not. Ken Po vs. Krusher Khan – After Shadow Boxing with Ken Po, Khan hits Ken Po with the SOVIET SICKLE and Ken Po is out cold. Winner: Krusher Khan Hype MacLeod and Scoop Muldoon explain the ISGP and where things stand at the moment. Muck and Bien Vestido have punched their tickets to the ISGP final round. Honest Abe and Mr. Ion are tied in their pool. They will fight tonight to break the tie. Buck Tomkins and The Messenger are also tied. They will fight tonight but Buck Tomkins’ Grand Championship is also on the line. The winner of each of these fights will move on to the final round along with Honest Abe and Mr. Ion.
Warhawk vs. Rocky – Rocky starts the fight with a flurry of punches, even connecting with the SUPER COMBO KO. It does NOT KO Warhawk, who mounts a comeback, hitting the WAR DANCE for the win. Winner: Warhawk ISGP Group D Final: Honest Abe vs. Mr. Ion – With Honest Abe already in the ring, Mr. Ion runs to the ring at a full sprint. He slides into the ring. The bell rings and Mr. Ion unloads a flurry of offense that Honest Abe has zero answer for. The GAMMA SLAM puts Honest Abe away for good. Winner: Mr. Ion We are shown GLITTER’s Jane Tomkins ringside for the following fight, here to cheer on her twin brother as he looks to defend his Grand Championship and move forward in the Intergalactic Super Grand Prix.
ISGP Group B Final & IFC Grand Championship: Buck Tomkins vs. The Messenger – Buck Tomkins survives an early assault from The Messenger, specifically targeting his knees which were likely a weak point after years of bronco busting. Buck comes roaring back with the THUNDERING STAMPEDE and The Messenger is out cold. Winner: Buck TomkinsBuck Tomkins raises his IFC Grand Championship high above his head. The Messenger claps his hands in congratulations. The two fighters shake hands before The Messenger steps out of the ring, leaving Buck to continue celebrating his win. Jane joins her brother in the ring to celebrate before suddenly disappearing.
Demtor and PowerMonger walk out on the entrance ramp.
PowerMonger: I believe a thank you is in order. I’ve done you a favor, Buck. I allowed your sister to be here for your big fight. But that’s the last you’re going to see of her for a long time. Buck points his finger toward the stage. Ringside microphones pick up his threat.
Buck Tomkins: I swear on all that is holy, you’d better not hurt a hair on her head you sonnuva… PowerMonger: Easy, easy cowboy. Jane is fine. You on the other hand are likely to feel a lot of pain over the coming weeks and potentially months. My Great 8 are here to stay and at some point, you’re going to find yourself on the receiving end of a beating at the hands of one of the Great 8. But, as I said earlier, the Nil Zone is on lockdown. From here on out, no one will go in or out without my say so. HAHAHAHAHA!
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